[yes this is all in caps]

[thisisyourgod]

ALRIGHT YOU RIDICULOUS NOOKSNIFFERS WITH ALL YOUR FUCKING YELLOW FACED SMILES. LISTEN UP. I'M LOOKING FOR SOME IMPORTANT FRIENDS OF MINE AND YOU'RE GOING TO FORK THEM OVER OR I WILL FIND SOME MEANS OF BEING MORE THREATENING THAN THIS PREHISTORIC WRITING UTENSIL WILL ALLOW.

NORMALLY THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, BUT IF I'M A SQUISHY PINK HUMAN LIKE THE REST OF YOU THAN THEY PROBABLY ARE TOO AND I CAN HARDLY TELL ONE OF YOU LOAD GAPER DRINKERS APART FROM ANOTHER ONE. YOU HEAR THAT, ASSHOLES? IF YOU'RE OUT THERE YOU BETTER RESPOND TO THIS SO I CAN FIND YOU. THIS ISN'T JUST SOME RANDOM MEMO FOR US TO ARGUE IN LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKNUTS. YOU KNOW, LIKE JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER THING I POST FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, APPARENTLY. THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

OH MY GOD WHY IS SHE EVEN STICKING SMILES ON THE PAPER? WHAT THE SHIT. KNOCK IT O`---

Comments

[avengingfists]

You can ask any of the nurses for simple information like that, you know.

[thisisyourgod]

THEIR INFORMATION IS BIASED.

[avengingfists]

You sound a little paranoid. Trust me, if you want simple answers they'll give you the easy stuff.

I suggest asking a fellow patient about the more complicated issues, though.

[thisisyourgod]

IT'S NOT PARANOIA. IT'S JUSTIFIED CAUTION.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS, ANYWAY? ME YAPPING AT MYSELF?

[avengingfists]

Well, you don't have anything to worry about during the day. Except maybe getting sedated if you act out too much.

I guess I mean to say is it's best to get information face to face. The bulletin is nice for sharing simple things, but you already know how far they go to censor it.

[thisisyourgod]

SO I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO WALK AROUND AND ASK ANY IDIOT I SEE FOR INFORMATION? BECAUSE THAT DOESN'T SEEM MUCH MORE HELPFUL. LESS SO, IN FACT.

[avengingfists]

You'd be surprised. Some of the things people say may not seem reasonable when you first hear it, but believe me, they're not lying. If you can spare a moment to trust a little, you might even learn something that intrigues you.

[thisisyourgod]

SO EVERYONE SAYS WEIRD SHIT AND SOME OF IT'S TRUE? GREAT. I HEAVILY DOUBT *ALL* OF IT IS.

[avengingfists]

I don't know. Maybe you shouldn't take advice given to you for granted. It might just save your life.

[thisisyourgod]

YEAH, WELL.

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.