[yes this is all in caps]

[thisisyourgod]

ALRIGHT YOU RIDICULOUS NOOKSNIFFERS WITH ALL YOUR FUCKING YELLOW FACED SMILES. LISTEN UP. I'M LOOKING FOR SOME IMPORTANT FRIENDS OF MINE AND YOU'RE GOING TO FORK THEM OVER OR I WILL FIND SOME MEANS OF BEING MORE THREATENING THAN THIS PREHISTORIC WRITING UTENSIL WILL ALLOW.

NORMALLY THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, BUT IF I'M A SQUISHY PINK HUMAN LIKE THE REST OF YOU THAN THEY PROBABLY ARE TOO AND I CAN HARDLY TELL ONE OF YOU LOAD GAPER DRINKERS APART FROM ANOTHER ONE. YOU HEAR THAT, ASSHOLES? IF YOU'RE OUT THERE YOU BETTER RESPOND TO THIS SO I CAN FIND YOU. THIS ISN'T JUST SOME RANDOM MEMO FOR US TO ARGUE IN LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKNUTS. YOU KNOW, LIKE JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER THING I POST FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, APPARENTLY. THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

OH MY GOD WHY IS SHE EVEN STICKING SMILES ON THE PAPER? WHAT THE SHIT. KNOCK IT O`---

Comments

[envy_the_sinners]

My point is that everyone reads this board anyway. It is unnecessary albeit inconsiderate to curse all over it when kids are reading it.

[thisisyourgod]

WELL THANKS TO ALL THE BUSYBODY HUMAN FEMALES HERDING US AROUND LIKE HOOFBEASTS, THEY'RE ALL COVERED UP ANYWAY! SO PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR NOOK, BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR DELICATE SENSIBILITIES.

I AM A FREE FUCKING TROLL!

CURRENT SITUATION NONWITHSTANDING.

[envy_the_sinners]

A troll...

It sounds more like you actually do have a mental problem.

[thisisyourgod]

OR YOU'RE JUST UNINFORMED.

[envy_the_sinners]

I think I would be aware of the existence of trolls.

[thisisyourgod]

AND YET YOU DON'T. LOOK AT THAT SHOCKER.