http://oil_connoisseur.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2009-05-15 01:08 pm
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[Written in the Decepticon alphabet, it translates to:
EVEN THOUGH THIS FORM OF COMMUNICATION IS PATHETICALLY PRIMITIVE - IS THIS SYMBOL FAMILAR TO ANY 'PATIENTS'?
-M.]

[the usual anon that comes to bug the hell out of the robots]

[identity profile] deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
For those of you unable to read the gibberish posted above, I've taken liberty to post a translation♥

"To everyone within these fair walls:

Why won't anyone love me? All I want is someone to hold me close and tell me I'm special. If you're interested, I look like the little bat thing below.

[resketch of the Decepticon symbol]"

<3 this anon loves to annoy the robot population

[identity profile] deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't worry. I work for free.

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Decepticon? Good to see reinforcements.

Totally in English

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Caught nothing, we woke up here. Everyone did. You did, it can't be that easy to get out of.

And I guess it depends on your definition of Decepticon. There's three I'd count as 'cons. Me (Scourge, the guy with the beard), this kinda nutty guy called Blitzwing, and this also kinda nutty but with extra Megatron fetish guy called Lugnut. Don't know if you know them, I didn't, but they're okay.

There's also a certain screechy jet who keeps insisting he's the loyal one instead of us, but we're mostly trying to find horrible things to do to him right now so I wouldn't count him. If you don't know who he is, you're probably not a Decepticon.

LUGNUT: *IS TWO INCHES AWAY FROM SQUEEING AND KEEPING THE NOTE IN HIS SCRAPBOOK. FOREVER.*

[identity profile] hailmegatron.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
OF COURSE IT IS! IT IS THE SYMBOL OF OUR GLORIOUS RACE!

WHO IS THIS? DO I [there's a large, empty space.]



... MY LORD? IS THAT YOU?

NOW HE DOES. BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS LEADER~

[identity profile] hailmegatron.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
MY LORD! I HOW MY LORD! IT IS GOOD I'M GLAD YOUR GLORIOUS PRESENCE

... I AM FOREVER YOUR SERVANT, MY LIEGE! ANYTHING YOU REQUEST SHALL BE DONE!

MAY I SEE CAN WE ME ... MIGHT I RESPECTFULLY SUGGEST THAT MAYBE MEETING IN PERSON, AWAY FROM HUMAN EYES, WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA WOULD KEEP ANY PLANS WE DEVELOP AWAY FROM THEIR OPTICS, O NOBLE MEGATRON? THERE ARE SEVERAL WHO SEEM TO DELIGHT IN ABUSUING US THROUGH COWARDLY WRITING ON THIS BOARD.

Blitzwing: approx: ten minutes from BURSTING INTO SONG

[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
'M?' That's kind of a weird name, is it short for some Wait a moment. Can it be

Sir! Is that really you?

OOOOOOOOKLAHOMA~ WHERE THE WING DOES WHISTLING DOWN THE PLAINS~

[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Blitzwing, my lord! Hence the weird handwriting.

It gladdens my spark to see you again, even despite the circumstances.

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[identity profile] whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
M...Megatron? Is that really you? How...that's impossible...you were practically non-functioning when I dumped you out of Astrotrain...I...

Oh Mighty Megatron! I beseech your forgiveness for my transgressions against you, both in my universe and yours! I would be humbled to once more be your second-in-command, for nothing is greater than serving you for the glory of the Decepticons!

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
How's the leg holding up, Sparklescream?

[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not gonna drag me down with you when you go crawling to him are you, boss?

[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I recognize that symbol, and after reading all these comments, I know who you are.

I'm not loyal to you, and I consider myself a Decepticon only by default.

[identity profile] scalyfishman.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[the note is scrawled in a loose, sloppy hand, even worse than usual]

You've got to be kidding me.

[identity profile] hangenki.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude! You joined the party!

Starbot here, Loyal Servant of the Almighty Starscream, reporting for duty!

How you liking the fleshbag body? Squidgy right? Ask someone to tickle you, I'm telling you, you won't regret it. Sir.

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[identity profile] 1imited-edition.livejournal.com 2009-05-15 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a friendly reminder to cycle your codes occasionally.