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[Written in the Decepticon alphabet, it translates to:
EVEN THOUGH THIS FORM OF COMMUNICATION IS PATHETICALLY PRIMITIVE - IS THIS SYMBOL FAMILAR TO ANY 'PATIENTS'?
-M.]
[the usual anon that comes to bug the hell out of the robots]
"To everyone within these fair walls:
Why won't anyone love me? All I want is someone to hold me close and tell me I'm special. If you're interested, I look like the little bat thing below.
[resketch of the Decepticon symbol]"
OKAY, DEAD FROM HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER NOW.
<3 this anon loves to annoy the robot population
He's a special snowflake!
He loves you too, Megs <3
It’s a love that dare not speak its name!
It's a love that has no name. <3
It's Romeo and Juilet with even MORE thorns!
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[Decepticon Coded.]
Totally in English
And I guess it depends on your definition of Decepticon. There's three I'd count as 'cons. Me (Scourge, the guy with the beard), this kinda nutty guy called Blitzwing, and this also kinda nutty but with extra Megatron fetish guy called Lugnut. Don't know if you know them, I didn't, but they're okay.
There's also a certain screechy jet who keeps insisting he's the loyal one instead of us, but we're mostly trying to find horrible things to do to him right now so I wouldn't count him. If you don't know who he is, you're probably not a Decepticon.
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In a slightly shaky hand.
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Too excited to be coded.
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Written very fast and messily.
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Define "competant".
[Decepticon Coded.] // ... it wouldn't be Galvatron, sadly. But he is awfully fun at parties!
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Bloody HTML.
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LUGNUT: *IS TWO INCHES AWAY FROM SQUEEING AND KEEPING THE NOTE IN HIS SCRAPBOOK. FOREVER.*
WHO IS THIS? DO I [there's a large, empty space.]
... MY LORD? IS THAT YOU?
[Decepticon Coded.] // Lugnut has a scrapbook? D’aaw!
...'M' in association with the word 'Decepticon'. I was optimistic that it would be in implied.
NOW HE DOES. BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS LEADER~
IHOWMY LORD! IT ISGOODI'M GLADYOUR GLORIOUS PRESENCE... I AM FOREVER YOUR SERVANT, MY LIEGE! ANYTHING YOU REQUEST SHALL BE DONE!
MAY I SEECAN WE ME... MIGHT I RESPECTFULLY SUGGEST THAT MAYBE MEETING IN PERSON, AWAY FROM HUMAN EYES, WOULD BEA GOOD IDEAWOULD KEEP ANY PLANS WE DEVELOP AWAY FROM THEIR OPTICS, O NOBLE MEGATRON? THERE ARE SEVERAL WHO SEEM TO DELIGHT IN ABUSUING US THROUGH COWARDLY WRITING ON THIS BOARD.[Decepticon Coded.] // And now I'm picturing Lugnut scrapbooking on weekends. Oh, dear.
LITTLE HEART STICKERS AROUND EVERY PICTURE OF MEGATRON. PINK RIBBONS AROUND SAVED MEGSYNOTES~
[Decepticon Coded.] // As long as it is scrapbooking and not photo albums!
LUGNUT: *HIDES THOSE UNDER HIS BERTH* OF COURSE LORD MEGATRON <3
[Decepticon Coded.] // Does Megatron have to ban them again? They tend to be too candid.
THERE WERE ONLY A *FEW* PICTURES OF HIM IN THE WASHRACKS! TWO DOZEN, AT *MOST*. O{
[Decepticon Coded.] // And Lugnut wonders why Megatron threatens to neuter him!
Blitzwing: approx: ten minutes from BURSTING INTO SONG
Sir! Is that really you?
[Decepticon Coded.] // ANYTHING BUT THE SOUND OF MUSIC - ANYTHING.
Name?
OOOOOOOOKLAHOMA~ WHERE THE WING DOES WHISTLING DOWN THE PLAINS~
It gladdens my spark to see you again, even despite the circumstances.
[Decepticon Coded.] // ...annndd there's something worse. Blitzwing+Corn?
Sounds like the plot of a yaoi anime.
[Decepticon Coded.] // ...I realised that after I had posted it. Poor Blitz. Ow.
Yeah, corn isn't anywhere NEAR shiny enough!
[Decepticon Coded.] // Blitzwing+Sparkle!Corn?
fhajkfdh freaking html
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M...Megatron? Is that really you? How...that's impossible...you were practically non-functioning when I dumped you out of Astrotrain...I...Oh Mighty Megatron! I beseech your forgiveness for my transgressions against you, both in my universe and yours! I would be humbled to once more be your second-in-command, for nothing is greater than serving you for the glory of the Decepticons!
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[Decepticon Coded. Starscream's handwriting is still shaky]
[Decepticon Coded.] // Poor lil' guy!
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I'm not loyal to you, and I consider myself a Decepticon only by default.
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Working for Starscream, Lockdown? How... ironic.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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D'awww DC. <3.
D'awww, MEGS. <3 <3
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Starbot here, Loyal Servant of the Almighty Starscream, reporting for duty!
How you liking the fleshbag body? Squidgy right? Ask someone to tickle you, I'm telling you, you won't regret it. Sir.
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Oh, shoot, that was me mind-blankling. YES. SPARKLEBOT. THAT WAS ON PURPOSE.
[it was a stroke of genius and kaoru is in love <3]
...we'll go with genius then! :D
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