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[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

[Written in the Decepticon alphabet, it translates to:
EVEN THOUGH THIS FORM OF COMMUNICATION IS PATHETICALLY PRIMITIVE - IS THIS SYMBOL FAMILAR TO ANY 'PATIENTS'?
-M.]

Comments

[the usual anon that comes to bug the hell out of the robots]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

For those of you unable to read the gibberish posted above, I've taken liberty to post a translation♥

"To everyone within these fair walls:

Why won't anyone love me? All I want is someone to hold me close and tell me I'm special. If you're interested, I look like the little bat thing below.

[resketch of the Decepticon symbol]"

OKAY, DEAD FROM HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER NOW.

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

Fascinating. You’ll forgive me if I do not hire you in an official translator capacity.

<3 this anon loves to annoy the robot population

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry. I work for free.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Decepticon? Good to see reinforcements.

[Decepticon Coded.]

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

...approximately how many are there? Against better judgement, I can not help but wonder how many Decepticons were so utterly incompetent that they were caught in the first place.

Totally in English

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Caught nothing, we woke up here. Everyone did. You did, it can't be that easy to get out of.

And I guess it depends on your definition of Decepticon. There's three I'd count as 'cons. Me (Scourge, the guy with the beard), this kinda nutty guy called Blitzwing, and this also kinda nutty but with extra Megatron fetish guy called Lugnut. Don't know if you know them, I didn't, but they're okay.

There's also a certain screechy jet who keeps insisting he's the loyal one instead of us, but we're mostly trying to find horrible things to do to him right now so I wouldn't count him. If you don't know who he is, you're probably not a Decepticon.

LUGNUT: *IS TWO INCHES AWAY FROM SQUEEING AND KEEPING THE NOTE IN HIS SCRAPBOOK. FOREVER.*

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE IT IS! IT IS THE SYMBOL OF OUR GLORIOUS RACE!

WHO IS THIS? DO I [there's a large, empty space.]



... MY LORD? IS THAT YOU?

[Decepticon Coded.] // Lugnut has a scrapbook? D’aaw!

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

Ah, Lugnut – it is you. I don't suppose you realise that your reputation has quite proceeded you into the human factions?

...'M' in association with the word 'Decepticon'. I was optimistic that it would be in implied.

NOW HE DOES. BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS LEADER~

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

MY LORD! I HOW MY LORD! IT IS GOOD I'M GLAD YOUR GLORIOUS PRESENCE

... I AM FOREVER YOUR SERVANT, MY LIEGE! ANYTHING YOU REQUEST SHALL BE DONE!

MAY I SEE CAN WE ME ... MIGHT I RESPECTFULLY SUGGEST THAT MAYBE MEETING IN PERSON, AWAY FROM HUMAN EYES, WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA WOULD KEEP ANY PLANS WE DEVELOP AWAY FROM THEIR OPTICS, O NOBLE MEGATRON? THERE ARE SEVERAL WHO SEEM TO DELIGHT IN ABUSUING US THROUGH COWARDLY WRITING ON THIS BOARD.

Blitzwing: approx: ten minutes from BURSTING INTO SONG

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

'M?' That's kind of a weird name, is it short for some Wait a moment. Can it be

Sir! Is that really you?

[Decepticon Coded.] // ANYTHING BUT THE SOUND OF MUSIC - ANYTHING.

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

So it would seem.

Name?

OOOOOOOOKLAHOMA~ WHERE THE WING DOES WHISTLING DOWN THE PLAINS~

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Blitzwing, my lord! Hence the weird handwriting.

It gladdens my spark to see you again, even despite the circumstances.

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

M...Megatron? Is that really you? How...that's impossible...you were practically non-functioning when I dumped you out of Astrotrain...I...

Oh Mighty Megatron! I beseech your forgiveness for my transgressions against you, both in my universe and yours! I would be humbled to once more be your second-in-command, for nothing is greater than serving you for the glory of the Decepticons!

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

How's the leg holding up, Sparklescream?

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

SOON, TRAITOR.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

You're not gonna drag me down with you when you go crawling to him are you, boss?

[Decepticon Coded.]

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

Subtle as ever, Starscream. Your status as second-in-command? Highly doubtful. In fact, I would say fatally so.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I recognize that symbol, and after reading all these comments, I know who you are.

I'm not loyal to you, and I consider myself a Decepticon only by default.

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

There are not many who consider themselves Decepticon via ‘default’. I in turn, reading your comments, know who you are.

Working for Starscream, Lockdown? How... ironic.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

[the note is scrawled in a loose, sloppy hand, even worse than usual]

You've got to be kidding me.

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

...apparently you would prefer it if I were. No matter.

[hangenki.livejournal.com]

Dude! You joined the party!

Starbot here, Loyal Servant of the Almighty Starscream, reporting for duty!

How you liking the fleshbag body? Squidgy right? Ask someone to tickle you, I'm telling you, you won't regret it. Sir.

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

Your choice of loyalties leave much to be desired, and I can assure you that I would rather not.

[1imited-edition.livejournal.com]

This is a friendly reminder to cycle your codes occasionally.

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

...noted.