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[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

[Written in the Decepticon alphabet, it translates to:
EVEN THOUGH THIS FORM OF COMMUNICATION IS PATHETICALLY PRIMITIVE - IS THIS SYMBOL FAMILAR TO ANY 'PATIENTS'?
-M.]

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[Decepticon Coded.] // And now I'm picturing Lugnut scrapbooking on weekends. Oh, dear.

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

Your suggestion is sound, Lugnut, and it is affirming to know that your loyalties to the Decepticon cause are still strong as ever. I unfortunately am not yet aware of the schematics of this 'so-called' institute, so I will have to leave the choice of time and place to your discretion.

LITTLE HEART STICKERS AROUND EVERY PICTURE OF MEGATRON. PINK RIBBONS AROUND SAVED MEGSYNOTES~

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

THERE ARE FOUR "SHIFTS" IN EACH DAY WHERE WE MIGHT MEET-- THERE ARE TWO PERIODS FOR REFUELING AND TWO WHERE THEY TAKE US TO DO "ACTIVITIES". THEN THEY TAKE YOU BACK TO YOUR ROOM FOR ANOTHER REFUELING PERIOD BEFORE NIGHTFALL, WHICH IS WHEN THE DOORS UNLOCK AND MONSTERS TRY TO ATTACK YOU.

COULD WE MEET... NEXT REFUELING PERIOD, LORD MEGATRON?

[Decepticon Coded.] // As long as it is scrapbooking and not photo albums!

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

The explanation is appreciated, Lugnut. The rumors of supposed 'monsters' are indeed correct?

That sounds quite adequate. I will look for you.

...I am cautiously optimistic that I will not have too much trouble recognising you despite the lack of a Cybertronian form. Unfortunately, I am unable to give you any hints on what to look for in my own visage, as I have yet to discover a decent enough reflective surface.

LUGNUT: *HIDES THOSE UNDER HIS BERTH* OF COURSE LORD MEGATRON <3

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

... VERY. I... CAUTIOUSLY ADVISE NOT GOING OUTSIDE THE BUILDING WITHOUT A WEAPON OR SUPPORT, MY LORD. NOT THAT YOU ARE NOT A BRILLIANT TACTICIAN AND FIGHTER! BUT THERE ARE... DANGEROUS THINGS.

I AM VERY TALL. I SHALL WAIT FOR YOU TO FIND ME, MY LORD.

[Decepticon Coded.] // Does Megatron have to ban them again? They tend to be too candid.

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

I have no delusions of grandeur in regards to my current abilities, Lugnut. I doubt this body would offer up much of a fight.

I should have known. I will look for your... extended human stature come the next refueling shift.

THERE WERE ONLY A *FEW* PICTURES OF HIM IN THE WASHRACKS! TWO DOZEN, AT *MOST*. O{

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE NOT, O WISE MEGATRON. AND THESE ORGANIC BODIES ARE... REMARKABLY FRAGILE; IF I MAY, MAY I ASK YOU TO BE CAREFUL, MY LORD? I WOULD NOT LIKE TO SEE OUR LEADER HARMED.

I LOOK FORWARD TO IT WITH ALL MY SPARK, LORD MEGATRON.

[Decepticon Coded.] // And Lugnut wonders why Megatron threatens to neuter him!

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

Your concern is noted - I will not be so foolish to engage in reckless behavior until I have a decent weapon within my grasp.