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[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

[Written in the Decepticon alphabet, it translates to:
EVEN THOUGH THIS FORM OF COMMUNICATION IS PATHETICALLY PRIMITIVE - IS THIS SYMBOL FAMILAR TO ANY 'PATIENTS'?
-M.]

Comments

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

He told me about the birds, all right? And nobody stepped up to say otherwise, so I figure better safe than sorry. I don't want to wind up like Lugnut with a big chunk out of me.

He had that big invite on the bulletin and he invited me over. For protection from the birds. I did it for the Decepticons!

[Decepticon Coded.]

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

What are you both, bickering protoforms?

Scourge... how is an overload with a human 'doing it for the Decepticons'? Aside from the literal interpretation, of course. What a noble sacrifice to have made.

Re: [Decepticon Coded.]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Because the giant human-eating birds that attacked Lugnut only go after people who haven't had sex yet. I'm serious.

No, I don't know why, or how, maybe it's a scent thing, but that's how it works.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

You mean that's how that human TOLD you it works.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

The others confirmed it!