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[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

[Written in the Decepticon alphabet, it translates to:
EVEN THOUGH THIS FORM OF COMMUNICATION IS PATHETICALLY PRIMITIVE - IS THIS SYMBOL FAMILAR TO ANY 'PATIENTS'?
-M.]

Comments

[the usual anon that comes to bug the hell out of the robots]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

For those of you unable to read the gibberish posted above, I've taken liberty to post a translation♥

"To everyone within these fair walls:

Why won't anyone love me? All I want is someone to hold me close and tell me I'm special. If you're interested, I look like the little bat thing below.

[resketch of the Decepticon symbol]"

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Decepticon? Good to see reinforcements.

LUGNUT: *IS TWO INCHES AWAY FROM SQUEEING AND KEEPING THE NOTE IN HIS SCRAPBOOK. FOREVER.*

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE IT IS! IT IS THE SYMBOL OF OUR GLORIOUS RACE!

WHO IS THIS? DO I [there's a large, empty space.]



... MY LORD? IS THAT YOU?

Blitzwing: approx: ten minutes from BURSTING INTO SONG

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

'M?' That's kind of a weird name, is it short for some Wait a moment. Can it be

Sir! Is that really you?

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

M...Megatron? Is that really you? How...that's impossible...you were practically non-functioning when I dumped you out of Astrotrain...I...

Oh Mighty Megatron! I beseech your forgiveness for my transgressions against you, both in my universe and yours! I would be humbled to once more be your second-in-command, for nothing is greater than serving you for the glory of the Decepticons!

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I recognize that symbol, and after reading all these comments, I know who you are.

I'm not loyal to you, and I consider myself a Decepticon only by default.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

[the note is scrawled in a loose, sloppy hand, even worse than usual]

You've got to be kidding me.

[hangenki.livejournal.com]

Dude! You joined the party!

Starbot here, Loyal Servant of the Almighty Starscream, reporting for duty!

How you liking the fleshbag body? Squidgy right? Ask someone to tickle you, I'm telling you, you won't regret it. Sir.

[1imited-edition.livejournal.com]

This is a friendly reminder to cycle your codes occasionally.