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[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

[Written in the Decepticon alphabet, it translates to:
EVEN THOUGH THIS FORM OF COMMUNICATION IS PATHETICALLY PRIMITIVE - IS THIS SYMBOL FAMILAR TO ANY 'PATIENTS'?
-M.]

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[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

[the note is scrawled in a loose, sloppy hand, even worse than usual]

You've got to be kidding me.

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

...apparently you would prefer it if I were. No matter.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

If there's one thing I hate more than 'con lackeys it's the big 'con at the top.

I don't do politics but I know where my allegiances lie.

- DC

[a Maximal (http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/thumb/3/33/Maximal_symbol.png/180px-Maximal_symbol.png) symbol has been scrawled at the bottom of the note]

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

Your bias against the members of the Decepticon Elite is most disturbing.

...interesting. I’m assuming that would be a faction symbol, and not a vague attempt at a creative endeavor. I can assure you of your failure at both.

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

HE IS A "MAXIMAL," WHICH IS WHAT THE AUTOBOT FACTION BECOMES IN THE... PLACE HE'S FROM. HE ISN'T A THREAT, THOUGH HE'S HELPED ME HE'S THE ONLY ONE OF HIS FACTION HERE, MY LORD, AND HE SEEMS WELL AWARE OF IT; HE DOESN'T INTERFERE WITH DECEPTICON AFFAIRS BEYOND COMMENTARY.

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

An Autobot? Quite the novelty.

Noted and appreciated, Lugnut.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

Oh, I get it. Another wise-bot, huh? You Megatrons are all alike. That's the Maximal symbol. And Maximal= Autobot. All you need to know is that I'm not gonna put up with any slag.

D'awww DC. <3.

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

I am quite amused to hear myself referred to in a plural manner. Well, as long as I am not the one rebelling from the norm of the other Megatrons, I suppose all is well. We have quite the standard to uphold.

D'awww, MEGS. <3 <3

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

Full of hot air, loudmouthed, patronising the Pit out of anyone who listens... yeah. You're pretty much the 'norm'. And that means you're just as much of a bolthead as the rest of 'em too.

Don't push me- you won't like what happens.