http://oil_connoisseur.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2009-05-15 01:08 pm
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[Written in the Decepticon alphabet, it translates to:
EVEN THOUGH THIS FORM OF COMMUNICATION IS PATHETICALLY PRIMITIVE - IS THIS SYMBOL FAMILAR TO ANY 'PATIENTS'?
-M.]

fhajkfdh freaking html

[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-05-16 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Despite various...setbacks, Lugnut and I have been making every effort to recover our true bodies and return to you, my lord.

And yes, PERVERSION. He's even ADMITTED to having certain relations with one of the humans here. I guess you could say he's gone native!

Re: [Decepticon Coded.]

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-05-16 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT WAS NOT IT AT ALL there were very good reasons for it completely unrelated to that.

Besides. He invited me, I didn't run.

[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
That's not what he told me! The story I was told had YOU going to HIM.

And I still think that ridiculous story about the birds is just that -- a ridiculous story, with no basis in fact. Bad enough you had to be messing around with an organic, did you have to come up with such a stupid excuse for it too?

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
He told me about the birds, all right? And nobody stepped up to say otherwise, so I figure better safe than sorry. I don't want to wind up like Lugnut with a big chunk out of me.

He had that big invite on the bulletin and he invited me over. For protection from the birds. I did it for the Decepticons!

Re: [Decepticon Coded.]

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Because the giant human-eating birds that attacked Lugnut only go after people who haven't had sex yet. I'm serious.

No, I don't know why, or how, maybe it's a scent thing, but that's how it works.

[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean that's how that human TOLD you it works.

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The others confirmed it!