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[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

[Written in the Decepticon alphabet, it translates to:
EVEN THOUGH THIS FORM OF COMMUNICATION IS PATHETICALLY PRIMITIVE - IS THIS SYMBOL FAMILAR TO ANY 'PATIENTS'?
-M.]

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[Decepticon Coded.]

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

...it would appear we have quite impressive discrepancies between our realties. Whether or not your words are of truth remains to be seen, but at the very least, I will take them at face value. I can assure you that my processor is not far enough in the scrapheap that I would not be well aware of my own ‘archnemesis’. Unfortunately, I am unable to recall either an 'Optimus' nor a 'Rodimus'.

Not that I have ever been one to tout the sheer idiocy of Ultra Magnus, he is the Magnus. It is highly doubtful a mere Prime could best him in battle, even if the 'bot tends to be an ignorant fool. Ultra Magnus, as tiresome and utterly infuriating that he is, has a habit of hanging on to his life-force by a thread. My condolences for your 'Galvatron'.

...Optimus Prime. Interesting.

Re: [Decepticon Coded.]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Red, blue, and white, facemask, turns into a truck with a trailer that comes out of nowhere, Thing for making long moralizing speeches that nobody cares about? Who leads your Autobots?

If a Prime is "mere", by your standards, I'm not sure I want to visit your dimension.

Re: [Decepticon Coded.]

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

...I was bested by the squalling firetruck? He must be infinitely more formidable in your dimension, as I can assure you he is little more than an exasperating youngling with a verbal loop of gibbering Autobot ideals and a vaguely sharp axe. Hmm, the moralising speeches appear to be the same.

Ultra Magnus, as the Magnus, is the figurehead of the Autobot contingent. Unfortunately.

...you would be surprised at their collective ineptitude. They are nothing more than glorified personal guards to the Magnus, and easily subdued.

Bloody HTML.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to get the idea that the command structures are a bit different where you come from. Optimus Prime was...very formidable. Back before I In a previous I've gotten shot at and bashed around by him, he wasn't a wimp. Verbal loop's there, I've only seen the axe a few times.

Optimus Prime was well, basically the leader of the Autobots ordained by the Matrix itself. Great Autobot ever, and that's coming from a Decepticon. The Autobots pretty much worshipped him. Magnus isn't a figurehead, most people don't even like him that much, he's just kinda there.

[Decepticon Coded.]

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

...putting it mildly. It sounds like our little Autobot has received quite the upgrade, in more ways than one. I don not suppose your Prime is particularly partial to a grappling hook?

'Just kinda there?' Ironic. I guarantee that... 'my' Optimus' little troupe of miscreants are not nearly as obedient to his orders as he would hope.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Not that I've noticed. Optimus just had a slagging big gun, Rodimus has a slightly smaller slagging big gun. Do you want to swap Primes?

Everyone listened to Optimus. Most people listen to Rodimus, but not as much as Optimus, probably because Roddy's the new guy.

[Decepticon Coded.]

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

Let it never be said that I was not willing for a 'challenge'.

Inter-faction problems? How gratifying.

...a newer replacement? Then what happened to your ever-so omnipotent Optimus Prime?

Re: [Decepticon Coded.]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

You killed him. I heard it was very dramatic. Then some punk Autobot got his hands on the Matrix because he was the Chosen

Look, if I tell you the particulars I'm going to sound crazy, but long story short they got a new guy, we got Galvatron.

Re: [Decepticon Coded.]

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

Hmm. So, it would seem your Megatron was severely damaged but apparently victorious. A logical twist. (I can assure you that I am well versed in the habits of ‘punk Autobots’.)

...starting from scratch, it would seem. A faction reboot. At the very least, would I be remise in hoping that this 'Galvatron' held strong the Decepticon ideals as designated by his predecessor?

Re: [Decepticon Coded.]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I heard everyone was pretty surprised Megatron finally did it, but not surprised he won. I was kinda dead at the time Basically if Starscream hadn't kicked him out and if Unicron hadn't and if we hadn't had a major catastrophe on Cybertron right afterwards, we'd still be holding the place.

What, the ones about destroying the Autobots, taking Cybertron back, conquering everything that we don't destroy? Yeah, big on those.

Re: [Decepticon Coded.]

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

[Megatron, for once, is slightly lost for words.]

Your intel is appreciated - I will be on the lookout for you, Scourge. May I recommend staying away from the recharging chambers of any humans in the meantime...?

Re: [Decepticon Coded.]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Definitely, sir.