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[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've been feeling weak lately. I can't lift giant tables anymore and I'm bleeding more than usual.





This is puberty, right? Help, I need an adult.

___________


OYYYY!!!

Weirdo with the eyepatch, are you still alive?

Comments

[notachick.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's puberty so much as this place which apparently dampens a person's supernatural powers?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Supernatural? But I'm not a ghost or a kappa or anything.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Perhaps a better term would be extraordinary?

Are you from Japan? I haven't heard anyone mention kappa in a long time.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Kagura is queen of Kabuki-cho! But I came from up there.

Are you from Japan too?

[full-score.livejournal.com]

I don't think

Maybe you

No, everyone who wakes up here is weaker than normal. This place does something to people's powers.

How old are you, anyway? Are you new?

- Claude

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Fourteen. Woke up here yesterday and waiting to wake up again.

Claude is a weird name.

- Kagura

[full-score.livejournal.com]

Fourteen! That's pretty young. I mean, it sounds like you have experience fighting, but...geez. I'm sorry you woke up here.

You think it's weird? I don't know, it's actually pretty common compared to other ones I've heard.

"Kagura" is Japanese, right?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Hey! Don't make fun of me because I'm young! We children have fragile hearts, you know. If I start wearing all black, I'm blaming you.

I guess. Claude is Western right? You Westerners have weird names.

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

So it happens to gorillas, too

That's not puberty, you dolt. Chicks only bleed when they're ******ing or losing their vir--

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Weirdo with the eyepatch?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Psh. How would you know?



Yeah. That guy. Short. Dark hair. Creepy voice. Should cover his legs more. Really short. Did I mention short?

WTF LJ. BACKLOG?

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

Because of the "Anatomy of a Woman" books Kondo-san had me tutor him in for Ota----nothing. I don't know anything. Why would I know something like *********? I don't.


You forgot his thighs opium butterflies thing for the yorozuya.

SURE

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

I didn't want to remember.

Childish handwriting, strikes thoroughly scribbled

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

I can't lift things like I used to either. Everyone's supposed to be weaker here. I don't like it. I can't help m fri--

What's puberty?

[marin-karin.livejournal.com]

[There's a large blot here, as though she stood for a while debating whether and how to answer.]

Puberty is when a child's body begins to grow into a more adult body, particularly where reproductive organs are concerned.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Does this mean we can have babies now?


More importantly, does this make us less attractive to pedophiles?

[marin-karin.livejournal.com]

[Slow, deliberate writing. Whee embarrassment.]

Yes to the first question, although I strongly advise against it.

As for the second, that likely depends on the pedophile, although I would recommend you still be cautious.

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

[The words "reproductive organs" have been circled]

I'm sorry. What does that mean? I can't read very well.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

I think this means we could start cloning each other now.

[marin-karin.livejournal.com]

It's fine.

[The rest of the response is written slowly and deliberately.]

Reproductive organs are the same as genitalia. They're...essentially the main organs used during sex.

Re: Childish handwriting, strikes thoroughly scribbled

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

(Before anyone starts up with that discussion again...)

Puberty, depending on your sex, varies. However, it is generally known as the period in a girl or boy's life when she or he matures into her or his sexual prime. Girls begin to menstruate, their breasts increase in size (in preparation to feed offspring), and can become very moody due to hormonal imbalances. Boys have these same imbalances, which cause their voices to change involuntarily (low or high) as well as their genitalia. They may also be more aggressive and start to notice girls as something more than the other half of the species.

These are just some specific changes that tend to appear in most of the population, though. It depends on the person how strong or weak these effects are.

--A.F. II

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

What's genitalia?

Re: Childish handwriting, strikes thoroughly scribbled

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. I can't read very well, and I don't know what you said...

Re: Childish handwriting, strikes thoroughly scribbled

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

[As of fourth shift, Artemis's note has been removed.]

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

You too? You can't lift things too? Why is everybody weaker? It's scary Not that I'm scared of it!

I don't know. I'm too young to know.

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

I can't lift things, or punch as hard, or run as fast. I used to be really strong, but now I'm only a little strong.

I try not to be scared, but it's hard. I don't want my friends to be gone hurt.

That's what a lot of people said when Ken-kun my friend and I asked about sex. Are you 11 too?