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[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've been feeling weak lately. I can't lift giant tables anymore and I'm bleeding more than usual.





This is puberty, right? Help, I need an adult.

___________


OYYYY!!!

Weirdo with the eyepatch, are you still alive?

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[notachick.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's puberty so much as this place which apparently dampens a person's supernatural powers?

[full-score.livejournal.com]

I don't think

Maybe you

No, everyone who wakes up here is weaker than normal. This place does something to people's powers.

How old are you, anyway? Are you new?

- Claude

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Supernatural? But I'm not a ghost or a kappa or anything.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Perhaps a better term would be extraordinary?

Are you from Japan? I haven't heard anyone mention kappa in a long time.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Fourteen. Woke up here yesterday and waiting to wake up again.

Claude is a weird name.

- Kagura

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Kagura is queen of Kabuki-cho! But I came from up there.

Are you from Japan too?

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Queen of Kabuki-cho?

And yes, I am. But from a very long time ago.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Uhn. In Edo.

Long time ago? Are you a grandpa?

[notachick.livejournal.com]

You're from Edo? Oh, so we're from the same time? Guess it's not so long ago after all then.

And no, I never had any children and probably never will.

[full-score.livejournal.com]

Fourteen! That's pretty young. I mean, it sounds like you have experience fighting, but...geez. I'm sorry you woke up here.

You think it's weird? I don't know, it's actually pretty common compared to other ones I've heard.

"Kagura" is Japanese, right?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Does your Edo have Amanto? Ladies Four? A Neo Armstrong Jet Cyclone Armstrong Canon? If you meet a man named Gintoki, tell him he's a bum and he still owes me my wages, okay?

Why not? Can't get it up?

[notachick.livejournal.com]

...um, no. My Edo had none of those things. You must be from the alternate one I've heard about.

And I merely have no interest in making them, that's all.

strikes legible if you squint

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Does it have the Shinsengumi at least? Tell that Oki Okistupid Okita ewww I just wrote his name sadist from the Shinsengumi to go die in a ditch, ok?

Ah. Can't help you if you swing that way.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Hey! Don't make fun of me because I'm young! We children have fragile hearts, you know. If I start wearing all black, I'm blaming you.

I guess. Claude is Western right? You Westerners have weird names.

[full-score.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey, I wasn't making fun of you, honest! I was just saying. I have a good friend who's even younger than you, you know, and he's smarter than most adults.

Weird to you, maybe. But have you thought that your name might sound just as weird to some Westerners?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

No. You guys are the weird ones. Yup.



You were in the fight yesterday, right? In the cafeteria? With the mean lunch lady with the overcompensating sword?

[full-score.livejournal.com]

Well, we're all from the same planet when all's said and done. In the end, we're all probably a bit weird in our own way.

If you mean the fight last night, yeah, I was there.

Wait, you're not the girl we ran into, are you?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Not really. I'm a Yato, from the farthest reaches of space!

Yup. You're not the one I fell on top off, right?

[unsigned/anonymous]

[tostepforward.livejournal.com]

Are you perhaps acquainted with a "Hijikata Toshirou"?

[full-score.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're really from space? What were you doing in Japan, then?

Ah, no, that was my friend...

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Tosshi? He's secretly an otaku. Stay away from his mayo.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Because. I needed a job.

You don't sound like the really tall one either.


Do you know what happened to the guy I was with? The one with the dark hair and the eyepatch? Has a really deep voice for someone so short? Is he still alive?

[full-score.livejournal.com]

You needed a job so you moved to Earth? What year was it before you woke up here, anyway?

Err, no, I'm not the one with blue hair, either. Was it that obvious?

Oh, the guy who was unconscious? Yeah, he's alive! Is he a friend of yours?

[as usual]

[tostepforward.livejournal.com]

His what?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but there are samurai and lots of them. And TV.


Nope. I'm just going to kick his ass.