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[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've been feeling weak lately. I can't lift giant tables anymore and I'm bleeding more than usual.





This is puberty, right? Help, I need an adult.

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OYYYY!!!

Weirdo with the eyepatch, are you still alive?

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[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Me too! I used to be really strong and really fast and my wounds heal really really quick! But now I don't think I could lift Sadahharu anymore, and this wound on my stomach should have stopped bleeding eight hours ago.

It's not scary! And they only get hurt because they're stupid and I have to protect them!

No, fourteen. Haha I'm older than you!

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

I don't know what Sadahharu is, but I have a bazooka back home. I couldn't lift it like this either. I don't heal on my own though. At least not when I get hurt too much.

You should find someone to heal you! If you ask, Orihime-san someone will help.

I'm glad you're not scared. I try not to be.

My friends aren't stupid! They just go off alone sometimes, even if they shouldn't.

That's okay. I don't mind being younger.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Bazooka? You're not a sadist are you?

Sadaharu's a dog! A big, cute and innocent dog that likes leaving giant lumps of poop on the street and eating other people's heads. I miss him.

They do that a lot too... the least they could do is leave a note on the fridge saying when they'll be back so I have time to hide the mess I make!!!

You can call me sempai! Or manager... company manager works too!

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. Kisuke-san made it for me.

Oh. We kind of have a cat, but she's really a shinigami. She doesn't do any of that stuff though.

But we don't have fridges in our rooms here...

Is it okay if I just call you sempai? I can't call you manager, because that's what Kisuke-san does. Even if he's not here anymore either...

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

I have an umbrella Papi fixed for me that's just as powerful as a bazooka but it's not here with me either.

What's a shinigami?

We could make one! Or they could post it on the door!

Yup! And I shall call you uh... uh... Pinky.

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

A shinigami is someone who fights Hollows, and helps dead souls go to the Soul Society. Some of them are here too. They run the Arts and Crafts group.

Posting notes on the door might be easier.

...But my name's Ururu.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

[ooc: the urge to fourth wall was too strong... tl;dr no I'm not doing it.]

What are you so sorry for?

Soul Society?! So they're people who cover up the holes you make on your art projects?

But refrigerators are handier! They can store your food!

Ururu is a weird name... it sounds like someone's crying.