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[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've been feeling weak lately. I can't lift giant tables anymore and I'm bleeding more than usual.





This is puberty, right? Help, I need an adult.

___________


OYYYY!!!

Weirdo with the eyepatch, are you still alive?

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[notachick.livejournal.com]

Queen of Kabuki-cho?

And yes, I am. But from a very long time ago.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Uhn. In Edo.

Long time ago? Are you a grandpa?

[notachick.livejournal.com]

You're from Edo? Oh, so we're from the same time? Guess it's not so long ago after all then.

And no, I never had any children and probably never will.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Does your Edo have Amanto? Ladies Four? A Neo Armstrong Jet Cyclone Armstrong Canon? If you meet a man named Gintoki, tell him he's a bum and he still owes me my wages, okay?

Why not? Can't get it up?

[notachick.livejournal.com]

...um, no. My Edo had none of those things. You must be from the alternate one I've heard about.

And I merely have no interest in making them, that's all.

strikes legible if you squint

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Does it have the Shinsengumi at least? Tell that Oki Okistupid Okita ewww I just wrote his name sadist from the Shinsengumi to go die in a ditch, ok?

Ah. Can't help you if you swing that way.

[unsigned/anonymous]

[tostepforward.livejournal.com]

Are you perhaps acquainted with a "Hijikata Toshirou"?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Tosshi? He's secretly an otaku. Stay away from his mayo.

[as usual]

[tostepforward.livejournal.com]

His what?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Mayonnaise. White stuff. He puts it on everything! He even snorts it from time to time!

Re: strikes legible if you squint

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, I'll be sure to do that if I ever run into them♥

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Ewww... what's with the hearts?

Thanks dude!

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Nothing at all.