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Hey, I've been feeling weak lately. I can't lift giant tables anymore and I'm bleeding more than usual.

This is puberty, right? Help, I need an adult.

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OYYYY!!!

Weirdo with the eyepatch, are you still alive?

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Making an identical copy of someone.

Uhuh!

It's when you wake up and then suddenly POW! there's another you beside you! Like ninjas!

Some Amanto species are like that. Maybe you are too!

It is not like ninjas. Come on - we are much cooler than a clone could ever be.

So does that mean that ninjas who can make clones are the coolest? I might know someone who would be happy to hear that.

A ninja clone is different than the kind of clone she's talking about. I suppose that depends on the ninja's village and style. I don't find it any cooler than any other style that's not my own.

That's very true. Well, since you're so proud of it, what style do you use? And what village are you from?

I am from Mizuho and I am a master of the Igaguri style - a guardian fighter.

That's rather interesting. So would you mind telling me how the different villages co-exist in your world?

I'd like to hear a little more about your style too. Is it purely physical, or is there more to it?

There used to be more villages a long time ago, but there were wars and Mizuho were the only ones to survive. We were exiled and withdrew from the face of Tethe'alla.

As a guardian fighter, I require a combination of physical prowess and extreme mana control through the use of various seals and cards. I will not divulge any more as it is a village secret. I'm sure you understand.

What village are you from?

I'm sorry to hear that. But it sounds like the ninja there are still proud of who they are, and that's what counts most.

I do understand. But would you tell me if you've kept any of your ability to use your mana here? I'm sure you can guess why it's something of a concern.

I'm from Konohagure. My name is Hatake Kakashi, and it's nice to meet you.

Those of Tethe'alla may hate us for the past, but they still need us. They just don't like to admit we've got the best information network in the land.

I have access to my internal mana at a reduced rate, but my personal ability to use external mana has been cut off. It's frustrating.

Oh, you're from the same place as that other guy - Sai, I think his name was. I'm Sheena Fujibayashi. Are you having the same problems with your own mana, or whatever you call it in Konohagure?

Ha ha. Few people like to admit to their own weaknesses.

Oh, so you've met Sai-kun. That's right, we're both from the same village. And I am having the same problems, though we call it 'chakra.' I also have limited access to mine, but I can't do many of the techniques I could before. It's definitely unfortunate.

I haven't met Sai - I just talked to him on the board once.

I'm working on a way to get around some of the limitations by using the rules we're stuck with here, but I don't think I can help you and yours since it deals directly with a certain characteristic of my lineage.

Actually, it's not even a ninja technique at all. Sorry.

He must have a hard time feeding all those clones. Is he fuzzy and green?

Ha ha, no. He's actually not that much older than you. The clones he makes are temporary, and are useful for different things. It's a talent he has, but like the others said, they aren't the same type of clones you're thinking about.

So they come out of his mouth as eggs and then he spits them out and then boom! there are lots of him now? Until they all meld into one super version of him and they can go back to their home planet?

Not exactly.

You're still new here, right? It's sounds like you kind of understand how different worlds work. Back in my home, there's a lot of techniques people can use to do a bunch of things called jutsu. And one jutsu lets a person make clones of themselves. There are no eggs or anything; they just appear in a puff of smoke. They can move and fight, but if they get hit hard enough, they'll disappear again. Or the one who made them can make them go away when they're done too.

Eeeh?

Can they do housework too? Cook? Clean? Form a hit boyband?

Hmm. I suppose he could use them for that if he really wanted to. Mostly though, they're used in battle, or sometimes in training.

I wasn't aware that cloning worked that way.

And sometimes they start growing from your foot!

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