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[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've been feeling weak lately. I can't lift giant tables anymore and I'm bleeding more than usual.





This is puberty, right? Help, I need an adult.

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OYYYY!!!

Weirdo with the eyepatch, are you still alive?

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[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

Just which "him" are you talking about?! If by "him" you mean that loserish silver-permed-future-bald-guy-the-yorozuya, weren't you supposed to be his daughter figure or something?!!

The kind of "thing" that cannot be described in words--merely in close-up-zoom-in long, heated glances. The kind of "thing" that exists not between the legs but within the depths of the human heart. The kind of "thing" that inspires Kawanami-chan to leave her child and go to Alaska. The kind of "thing" that makes fruitcakes wilt and "unicorns" blossom.

That kind.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

But I'm too cute to have sprung from his loins.

I get it! A heart attack!

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

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............................you know what, just forget it. Forget I said anything.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Only if you pay me.

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

Why would I pay you just to forget something?! You can't just take everything some person says and say "only if pay me" right after and expect to be paid, moron. The other person has to ask you do something tangible. So there's physical evidence if you decide to sue him for not paying later in court.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Ok. I won't tell you what I know about the weirdo with the eye patch then.

Enjoy doing your "thing" alone.

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

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..........do you know where he is? The weirdo with the eye patch, not my--ch.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Yes. in your pants

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

.................what?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know where he is.

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

................................You wrote 'in your pants.' I'm sure you did.

..............then...where is he?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

no I did not. your mind is playing tricks on you. you're getting old.

I'll tell you if you pay me.

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

I can read that too, you know. If I can read that strikeout that means I could read the other one, which means you wrote "in your pants."

What do you want?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

I don't know.