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Hey, I've been feeling weak lately. I can't lift giant tables anymore and I'm bleeding more than usual.

This is puberty, right? Help, I need an adult.

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OYYYY!!!

Weirdo with the eyepatch, are you still alive?

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Well, we're all from the same planet when all's said and done. In the end, we're all probably a bit weird in our own way.

If you mean the fight last night, yeah, I was there.

Wait, you're not the girl we ran into, are you?

Not really. I'm a Yato, from the farthest reaches of space!

Yup. You're not the one I fell on top off, right?

Oh, you're really from space? What were you doing in Japan, then?

Ah, no, that was my friend...

Because. I needed a job.

You don't sound like the really tall one either.

Do you know what happened to the guy I was with? The one with the dark hair and the eyepatch? Has a really deep voice for someone so short? Is he still alive?

You needed a job so you moved to Earth? What year was it before you woke up here, anyway?

Err, no, I'm not the one with blue hair, either. Was it that obvious?

Oh, the guy who was unconscious? Yeah, he's alive! Is he a friend of yours?

I don't know, but there are samurai and lots of them. And TV.

Nope. I'm just going to kick his ass.

Samurai and...TV? You mean samurai on TV, right?

Woah, woah, kick his ass? But why? You guys were on the same side last night, weren't you?

Samurai watching TV and making bets on who wins the next horse race... or playing pachinko.

Eww. No. I just didn't want anybody to get him before I did.

Hey, hey Claude!

Woah, since when did samurai and TV exist at the same time?! Sorry, but I've never heard of that before.

Just what is it you have against that guy, anyway?

Yeah?

Since someone got drunk and thought it would be a good idea to make a world out of it? I don't know.

He tried to kill my minion once. Gin-chan too.

~~Thanks~~ You're seriously weird.

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