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[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Who here knows the cartoon 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'?

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[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

I know ninja!

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

That's not what I asked. 'sides, it's ninjutsu.

Do you know the show or not?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

No, no, I mean, I know ninja. As in people who are ninja. Like me.

But no, I don't know the show.

[strikes legible]

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Riiight. 'cause I'm sure there's a bunch of ninja just hanging out here. Maybe if they were all drop-outs. Or the Foot.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Actually, yeah, there are. Seems like we're getting more by the day, too. Drop-outs? Hardly. And what's this about feet?

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Sure, kid. Whatever. I'm sure one day your parents'll enrol you in the super secret ninja school, just like you always wanted.

The Foot ninja clan. Big in Japan, trying to start up in New York. 'cept they're getting a bit of trouble there.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Really? I've never heard of them.

...are they a future clan?

-Julian Ikeda

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

....future clan? What the hell are you on about?

The Foot clan goes back to ancient Japan or something. Hell if I care.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid they can't be. I'm from that era and involved in that sort of work and I've never heard of them.

But, as it seems you're new, I suppose that would account for the difference.

-Julian Ikeda

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

This is that stupid alternate dimensions stuff again? Great. 'sif I didn't have enough problems.

You're lucky. The Foot can be bad news. Even if they are a bunch of ninja drop-outs.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm afraid so.

They can't be that bad if they're drop-outs. Those usually get killed.

-Julian Ikeda

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

I think he's a newbie, Orangello.

♥

[notachick.livejournal.com]

That would certainly explain it, yes.

-Julian Ikeda

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

He seems grouchy. Maybe he needs candy.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

You think?

Well, everyone could do with a bit more candy around here. Try offering him some?

-Julian Ikeda

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Oooooooh, somebody sounds a little defensive. You might wanna drop that attitude pretty quick before it comes back to bite you.

New York? Is that another one of those weird countries on Earth?

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

What've I gotta be defensive about? You're the one with the weird ideas.

...great. So what, you're an alien or something?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

You're the one who can't grasp the concept of there being ninja around. There's nothing weird about it.

What? No! I'm human. I'm just not from that Earth place - I'm from Gaia.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

No, I just think it's stupid to say there's a bunch of ninja just sitting around on their shells asses. Even with just my brothers, we could take this place.

...more alternate dimensions?

[handwriting anonymous]

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

Not to interrupt, but they're right. Lots of ninja here. I've heard of ninja cats and frogs and slugs and dogs... well, sometimes there's turtles too, but they're pretty slow, aren't they? They might be a little ugly, but I wouldn't call them mutated. They're definitely better than a slimy frog.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

....wait, you don't happen to know a samurai named Usagi, do you?

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

I don't really know any samurai, just ninjas. But if there's cats and dogs and everything else, I suppose there could be a hidden bunny rabbit clan too. I don't use summoning very much in my ninjutsu, so I don't know for sure.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Summoning? What're you talking about?

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

Seriously? What kind of ninja doesn't know about summoning? You know, with scrolls or blood seals or hand seals. Summoning! Like, you can bring a creature from one place to the place you're fighting to help you. That's like, the basics!

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

What kind of ninja needs magic to fight? Did you fail at hand-to-hand or weapons or something?