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[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Who here knows the cartoon 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'?

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[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

What've I gotta be defensive about? You're the one with the weird ideas.

...great. So what, you're an alien or something?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

You're the one who can't grasp the concept of there being ninja around. There's nothing weird about it.

What? No! I'm human. I'm just not from that Earth place - I'm from Gaia.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

No, I just think it's stupid to say there's a bunch of ninja just sitting around on their shells asses. Even with just my brothers, we could take this place.

...more alternate dimensions?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say that we're sitting on our asses. Things are just going pretty damn slow, since it's so messed up here. Now, normally I'd be able to take care of this place on my own... but the jerks in charge take people's power, and you only get it back when you're brainwashed to work for them.

Um, I dunno about that. Just different planets.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Power? I'm a ninja. I don't need any magic or nothing. I'm fine with just my fists or my sai.

So then, what are these ninja doing?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Weeeell, it's not just magic I'm talking about, here. They slowed my reaction time, too. And I can't hit things as hard, plus a whole bunch of other stuff. You use sai? I prefer shuriken.

I can't speak for everyone, but I know there's a chunk of information-gathering going on. As for me, I'm working on the area over the walls of the institute. When we finally find a way to stop ourselves getting dragged back every morning, it'll be good to know what we're up against.

[strikes legible]

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

I prefer sai, but I'm trained in a lot of weapons. You gotta be, right? I haven't noticed anything like that other than the obvious, but I kinda got hit with a drug right after I woke up an tried busting out.

So you're sayin' nobody's going after the head guy? What the hell kinda ninja are you?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Ever tried fans? And just wait 'til nightshift, especially if you run into one of the monsters they've got here. You wanna fight, there's your chance, and there won't be any nurses around to stop you. Just don't blame me if it doesn't go as you'd expect back home.

Trust me, people've tried. According to intel, nobody could get near him even when he did have the guts to show his face. We're having to work up from the bottom, which totally sucks.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

I hated the fans Kid, I've fought monsters before. Ain't nothing new to me.

What, he got some kinda forcefield or cloaking device or something?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

You've got no taste The name's Yuffie, and yeah, it isn't new to me, either. My world is full of monsters; this place would be pretty tame in comparison if we weren't so limited. Have you read the info post about 'em yet?

Forcefield sounds more likely.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Hey, I prefer something that actually does the job right Raphael. An' no, I haven't. There's an info post on this stuff?

Those things are always annoying to get around.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

You've never seen anybody cut a dragon in half with a fan? Man. You've missed out. There's a few different info posts. Guy called Lulu Lelouch's been setting up a network for this stuff. Here's the one on monsters. [Arrow drawn here (http://community.livejournal.com/damned_bulletin/440120.html)]

Yup! So we're kinda in a bit of a bind here.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Gotta admit, that'd be worth seeing. ...huh. Thanks for the info, kid Yuffie. Looks like someone had a lot of time on their hands anyway.

Gotta be a way to take it down. What'd you try?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

It's even more kickass with a paper crane. No problem! I can point out the other useful stuff, too, if you need it. Lulu's a bit nuts with his info-fetish.

They hadn't managed to kidnap me when that happened, so I don't have a first hand account. I'm guessing that whatever went down, it wasn't sneaky. Probably an: "OH MY GOD IT'S HIM KILLITNOW" kind of thing.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

A paper crane? Sounds like the guy needs a hobby. He got anything on the clubs?

......guess I can't comment on that. I'd probably do the same. 'cept, you know, better.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

A paper crane. It was one of my coolest weapons. I think this is his hobby. He's got a lot about the clubs. [Arrow here (http://community.livejournal.com/damned_bulletin/452486.html#cutid1)]

You n' me both, dude. He's got it coming ten times over.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Hell, I'd probably pay to see that Maybe he needs a different one. Gotta wonder about someone who rules so many lines on everything.

Heh. Sounds like we should meet up some time. See if you're really as good as you claim.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

When we bust out of here, I'll give you a front-row-seat demonstration. It's probably an over-enthusiastic ploy to hide something deeply scandalous.

If that's what you're after, then how 'bout this! I'm taking tomorrow night off to do some training; the leader of the Boxing Club said I could borrow a bit of their space for it. You're free to join in if you think you've got what it takes.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

If I wasn't taking care of something important, I'd join you, Wutai. Tell me if he's worth recognizing?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Expect a full and detailed report, Mizuho! What'cha gonna be up to, anyway? I didn't think you'd pass up on something like this.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

[inkblot] Oh, I just need to go find a couple key ingredients to something I'm cooking up.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Oh, I gotcha! A sweet, torchlit dinner for you and Yukari?

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

[the sentence A sweet, torchlit dinner for you and Yukari? has been severely blacked out.]

Don't. Not today. You have no idea what you're talking about.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Sure, I'll join in, though don't expect me to go easy on ya. Where's the party?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Anybody who goes easy on me learns to regret it pretty damn soon. As for the location, check the maps. It'll be in the Staff Training Area on the second floor.