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Ever tried fans? And just wait 'til nightshift, especially if you run into one of the monsters they've got here. You wanna fight, there's your chance, and there won't be any nurses around to stop you. Just don't blame me if it doesn't go as you'd expect back home.

Trust me, people've tried. According to intel, nobody could get near him even when he did have the guts to show his face. We're having to work up from the bottom, which totally sucks.

~~I hated the fans~~ Kid, I've fought monsters before. Ain't nothing new to me.

What, he got some kinda forcefield or cloaking device or something?

~~You've got no taste~~ The name's Yuffie, and yeah, it isn't new to me, either. My world is full of monsters; this place would be pretty tame in comparison if we weren't so limited. Have you read the info post about 'em yet?

Forcefield sounds more likely.

~~Hey, I prefer something that actually does the job right~~ Raphael. An' no, I haven't. There's an info post on this stuff?

Those things are always annoying to get around.

~~You've never seen anybody cut a dragon in half with a fan? Man. You've missed out.~~ There's a few different info posts. Guy called ~~Lulu~~ Lelouch's been setting up a network for this stuff. Here's the one on monsters. [Arrow drawn here (http://community.livejournal.com/damned_bulletin/440120.html)]

Yup! So we're kinda in a bit of a bind here.

~~Gotta admit, that'd be worth seeing.~~ ...huh. Thanks for the info, ~~kid~~ Yuffie. Looks like someone had a lot of time on their hands anyway.

Gotta be a way to take it down. What'd you try?

~~It's even more kickass with a paper crane.~~ No problem! I can point out the other useful stuff, too, if you need it. Lulu's a bit nuts with his info-fetish.

They hadn't managed to kidnap me when that happened, so I don't have a first hand account. I'm guessing that whatever went down, it wasn't sneaky. Probably an: "OH MY GOD IT'S HIM KILLITNOW" kind of thing.

~~A paper crane?~~ Sounds like the guy needs a hobby. He got anything on the clubs?

......guess I can't comment on that. I'd probably do the same. 'cept, you know, better.

~~A paper crane. It was one of my coolest weapons.~~ I think this is his hobby. He's got a lot about the clubs. [Arrow here (http://community.livejournal.com/damned_bulletin/452486.html#cutid1)]

You n' me both, dude. He's got it coming ten times over.

~~Hell, I'd probably pay to see that~~ Maybe he needs a different one. Gotta wonder about someone who rules so many lines on everything.

Heh. Sounds like we should meet up some time. See if you're really as good as you claim.

~~When we bust out of here, I'll give you a front-row-seat demonstration.~~ It's probably an over-enthusiastic ploy to hide something deeply scandalous.

If that's what you're after, then how 'bout this! I'm taking tomorrow night off to do some training; the leader of the Boxing Club said I could borrow a bit of their space for it. You're free to join in if you think you've got what it takes.

If I wasn't taking care of something important, I'd join you, Wutai. Tell me if he's worth recognizing?

Expect a full and detailed report, Mizuho! What'cha gonna be up to, anyway? I didn't think you'd pass up on something like this.

[inkblot] Oh, I just need to go find a couple key ingredients to something I'm cooking up.

Oh, I gotcha! A sweet, torchlit dinner for you and Yukari?

[the sentence A sweet, torchlit dinner for you and Yukari? has been severely blacked out.]

Don't. Not today. You have no idea what you're talking about.

OK, OK. Chill. Since it's you, getting into the kitchen should be no more problem at all, so good luck with the cookathon.

Thanks. Hopefully, I'll find what I'm looking for,

[inkblot] Look, if you want to know, you need to bring it up in person, not on this thing. It's [inkblot] complicated. You understand that, right? Makes no sense and stuff like that? Drives me up a wall.

What d'ya need?

Heh, I'll keep that in mind. And... kind of, I guess. I don't really Do this sort of thing, if y'know what I mean.

Spices, but I don't know if they'll call them the same thing here that they're called back. So I've got to do some taste testing.

Neither am I.

Sure, I'll join in, though don't expect me to go easy on ya. Where's the party?

Anybody who goes easy on me learns to regret it pretty damn soon. As for the location, check the maps. It'll be in the Staff Training Area on the second floor.