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[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Who here knows the cartoon 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'?

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[handwriting anonymous]

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

Not to interrupt, but they're right. Lots of ninja here. I've heard of ninja cats and frogs and slugs and dogs... well, sometimes there's turtles too, but they're pretty slow, aren't they? They might be a little ugly, but I wouldn't call them mutated. They're definitely better than a slimy frog.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

....wait, you don't happen to know a samurai named Usagi, do you?

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

I don't really know any samurai, just ninjas. But if there's cats and dogs and everything else, I suppose there could be a hidden bunny rabbit clan too. I don't use summoning very much in my ninjutsu, so I don't know for sure.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Summoning? What're you talking about?

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

Seriously? What kind of ninja doesn't know about summoning? You know, with scrolls or blood seals or hand seals. Summoning! Like, you can bring a creature from one place to the place you're fighting to help you. That's like, the basics!

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

What kind of ninja needs magic to fight? Did you fail at hand-to-hand or weapons or something?

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

Who said anything about magic? That's kid stuff! We use Chakra, of course!

AND WHO THE HELL SAID I CAN'T FIGHT HAND-TO-HAND?! I NEVER FAILED ANYTHING AT THE ACADEMY, NOT ONCE!! A GOOD NINJA IS WELL ROUNDED IN ALL OF THEIR TECHNIQUES!

Geez, if anyone is the failure, it's sure not me! You're the one who doesn't know the easy stuff! I didn't think there'd be someone who knew less than Naruto about ninjutsu.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Chakra. Right, whatever. You know, if all you 'ninja' are used to have magic or chakra or whatever to fall back on, it's no wonder you're all still stuck here.

GEEZ. TONE IT DOWN, WILL YA?! And who the hell goes to an academy to learn ninjutsu? If you ask me, seems like you're the one who doesn't know basic stuff.

Tell you what, you try using your chakra to get out, and I'll use stuff that actually works here. Lemme know how that works out for you.

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

What? Seriously. You are picking a fight with the WRONG kunoichi. You really want me to kick your ass, don't you? You're probably only saying that because you're jealous! You know, one of my good friends can't use chakra at home at all and he STILL kicks way more ass than you ever could.

You're the one picking fights dammit!! Telling me I don't know what I'm talking about when you don't know anything! How else are you supposed to learn ninjutsu, huh?

I TOLD you that we don't JUST use chakra! That's only ONE of the ninja techniques we use, okay?! Anyone who doesn't take advantage of every ability they have is pretty dumb if you ask me, so of course I'd use it! But I don't NEED it to be a great ninja!

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right. Like you could beat me, kid. And why the hell would I be jealous of some punk kid who talks big on paper? Specially a punk kid who thinks that magic has something to do with being a ninja.

FYI, only losers get their training from some kind of stupid academy. I should know, I've kicked butt of more of those goons than I can count. As for me, I learned one-on-one with my sensei and my brothers. If you think you're training is all that, you're more than welcome to try sparring against me some time. Just don't cry about your stupid chakra when I kick your butt.

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

Who's a kid?! Does NOTHING penetrate that thick skull of yours?! I said it's NOT MAGIC! Chi, life force, whatever the hell you wanna call it, almost any ninja can use it, but I don't rely on it all the time to win my fights!

FYI? Anyway, you have to go to academy to learn the basics, THEN you train one on one with your sensei. I've been training since I was a child, thank you VERY MUCH. I trained under one of the legendary three, Tsunade-sama! You can bring it anytime! I'll send you crying home to your mommy!

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Well you sure ain't acting like an adult, that's for sure. Sure sounds like magic. What kind of person can use their life force to summon animals? If that ain't magic, then what is?

Right, 'learn the basics'. You suck so bad your sensei wouldn't touch you before then? My sensei raised me, so I think I got you beat. With BOTH hands tied behind my back.

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

Then who're you, taking pot-shots at a kid? Some adult you are! Chakra can be used for more than just summoning animals. It can increase your strength or abilities, or anything you need to apply it for. How else are you supposed to walk on ceilings?

What, because your daddy was a ninja, you think that makes you better? Probably just a disappointment if he didn't even bother to teach you about chakra. Taijutsu isn't the only thing that makes a ninja.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Never claimed to be an adult. I'm a teenager.

...so it's magic. And why the hell would you even want to walk on ceilings?

No, I think I'm better 'cause it's true. And you're right, it ain't the only thing. But there's no stupid chakra thing in there either. Seems like your dimension's version of ninjutsu's a cop-out to me.

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

So what? Either way if you're saying I'm a kid, it still makes you a bully! What's your problem anyway?

How many times do I have to say it isn't something stupid like magic!? How dense are you? Geez! And why wouldn't you want to walk on ceilings or walls or water? It takes a lot of training, but it's totally worth it. Like I said before. JEALOUS.

A cop-out? You're really asking for it! Dude, you just try me sometime and we'll see who the cop-out is. I still think you're just mad that your sensei didn't teach you everything you should know about being a ninja.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Wow, you guys are really goin' at it. Keep it up! This is quality entertainment.

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

It's his fault! No one bashes on my way-of-ninja and gets away with it! I was just trying to be helpful!

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

He is being a bit of a dick, but newbies've gotta learn somehow, right? At least this way you've got an excuse to knock him around a bit as pay-back! It'd be a valuable learning experience. You'll both profit!

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to do that! ♥

I like the way you think!

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

We're sparring tomorrow night. >) If you've got time spare, you're free to come watch.

Well, y'know the cliché! Great minds think alike. ♥

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

I might have to take you up on that! ;)

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Kickass! In that case, you got a name?

[see-my-back.livejournal.com]

Haruno Sakura. You?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Yuffie Kisaragi! Nice t'meetcha.