So how many people know real ninjutsu around this place?

And I'm not talking about that fake, pretend-like-magic-counts stuff. I'm talking about the actual martial art. You know, the one for people who aren't lame pink-haired losers?

- Raphael

Heard there were some newbies here.

Donny, Mikey, Sensei, Leo, you guys here or not? Hell, I'll even take that bonehead Casey at this rate.

-Raphael

Who here knows the cartoon 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'?

Yo, Don, Mikey, Sensei, you guys here?

And I guess Leo too, if he's back.

- Raphael

[OOC: Player is totally okay with and encourages fourth walling, so don't be shy~]