Cake Club Report!

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

Oh no!  I'm sorry it took me a while to find somewhere to put a note!  If there's any cake club members who see this, please make sure to leave a note!  I hope everyone is doing ok and making the most of their trip today!  I've had a lot of fun! 

Things are a little fuzzy from last night, but I remember the giant robot!  Can you believe that?  It even transformed, just like in the anime!  They're really fun as toys, but I don't think it would be much fun trying to fight one.  But I'm ok!  And I think Hika-chan and Takashi are okay too, right?  

I'm not sure if we'll get back to our rooms before it gets dark, so maybe we should try to meet somewhere?  If everyone can let me know who wants to help with Cake Club tonight, I'll try to hurry and make assignments, ok?  Even if you don't come with us, make sure you don't go alone!

~Honey

[Most of HK and Lockdown's posts have been taken down and replaced with cute pictures of bunnies and flowers.]

Comments

[hangenki.livejournal.com]

Wh- No, don't tell me! IT TRANSFORMS TOO?!

[sarcastic hunter is sarcastic]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, how'd you ever guess?

Re: [sarcastic hunter is sarcastic]

[hangenki.livejournal.com]

So, does that mean you don't have numbers and letters printed on your ass as a robot?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Of course not, you stupid human

[hangenki.livejournal.com]

Aww, have a heart.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

You're lucky last night put me in a good mood, or else I'd track you down and twist your head around backwards.

[hangenki.livejournal.com]

I sure am lucky, if I went and told someone a big transforming robot was threatening to pull the exorcist off on me, why, they'd lock me in a mental institution!

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

A little late for that, isn't it?

[hangenki.livejournal.com]

I'll be damned, so it is.

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

Be careful, they're bad robots! D: Why do they want to hurt people?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Because it's our job. Not to mention it's fun

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

No, everyone's job should be getting out of this place because it's bad already! If you hurt other people, it's just going to make it take longer and it means we'll have fewer people to help us escape. That doesn't make any sense at all.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

I'm a bounty hunter, and often a bounty hunter's job requires the use of a little force. I just happen to enjoy what I do.

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

I know what bounty hunters are. :(

It just seems really counter productive.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

I only hurt those I'm hired to, and those who frag me off. And you better watch it, because you are really fragging me off

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmm, it's not nice to make threats. I don't like when people do that. We're just a nice club that likes cake, so I asked politely lots of times to take scary or mean stuff to another bulletin post.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Commentary: I've done that to meatbags before! Very satisfying to hear their badly articulated joint sections go 'snap'.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Glad somebody here can appropriately appreciate violence

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Affirmative: But of course! If I ever lose my love of unadulterated sadism, then my existence will no longer be worth experiencing!

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

And that's why we like you, HK

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Statement: I'm so glad there are people who appreciate the better things in life here. There are too many with those irritating 'morals' among the meatbags.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Trust me, Autobots can be even worse when it comes to that sort of thing With a few exceptions

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Commentary: It is unfortunate that the same failings that are seen in meatbags are also found in inorganics.

I have observed that in the case of the meatbags, it is often a sign that they are unable to properly fight, leading to 'morals' as their only constructed refuge that they can cower within. Fortunately, morals cannot stop high yield explosives.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and the Elite Guard are the worst about it. I wouldn't mind them as much if only they paid better.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Statement: I am glad that I have never been stuck with a master handicapped with morals. It would have been so painful to have to carry out an order not to kill anyone.