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Cake Club Report!

Oh no!  I'm sorry it took me a while to find somewhere to put a note! If there's any cake club members who see this, please make sure to leave a note! I hope everyone is doing ok and making the most of their trip today! I've had a lot of fun!

Things are a little fuzzy from last night, but I remember the giant robot! Can you believe that? It even transformed, just like in the anime! They're really fun as toys, but I don't think it would be much fun trying to fight one. But I'm ok!  And I think Hika-chan and Takashi are okay too, right?

I'm not sure if we'll get back to our rooms before it gets dark, so maybe we should try to meet somewhere? If everyone can let me know who wants to help with Cake Club tonight, I'll try to hurry and make assignments, ok?  Even if you don't come with us, make sure you don't go alone!

~Honey

[Most of HK and Lockdown's posts have been taken down and replaced with cute pictures of bunnies and flowers.]

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Oh, I'd say it should be taken in the way that leads to you and I having a little spark to spark

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Statement: I find that rather unlikely.

Oh, we'll see, HK... we'll see

Negatory: No, we won't.

~~Rhetorical: Why me?~~

You keep telling yourself that.

Statement: I will. ~~Constantly.~~

Clarification: But despite this, I will still be waiting outside of the hardware store, if the night starts while we are still here.

Like I said, we'll see

And I'll be there too. Sounds like a good place to pick up some mods, at any rate. I get the feeling we'll be more vulnerable out in the open than we were in the confines of the institute.

Affirmative: Without weapons, it can be difficult to properly defend against hostile meatbags in this place. However, I have found that writing utensils do make effective stabbing weapons, with a little applied force and a detailed data file on meatbag anatomy.

Yeah, especially seeing as how the weapons are all back at the institute. Luckily for me, I happen to contain a lot of the former and quite a bit of the latter, thanks to you.

Resignation: Yes, I've said quite a lot, haven't I? I hate my processor for that.

It's probably due to the fact that our processors have been downgraded to flesh processors. And trust me, I plan on making good use of your little slip ups.

Agreement: I suspect that is the reason as well. And if you didn't, I would be terribly disappointed.

Would have used everything you unintentionally taught me last night, if I hadn't been too big to use 'em

Observation: I noticed. And you would have likely grabbed me were it not for the last minute alterations I made to my processor and redirected its focus into speed and reaction time.

Well, it's a good thing you did then. Could have crushed your bones into dust if I wanted to.

Agreement: It is quite helpful for all aspects of combat. Observation: And only dry bones do that. The still living ones tend to messily break into shards.

That's disgusting

Agreement: Yes, but only if it happens to you, really. The rest of the time, it's just entertaining, albeit difficult to clean out of your joints at times. Statement: Although without explosive force, the shards mainly just get stuck in the meat part of the meatbag. Very painful. Very messy.

Well, when you put it that way...

Remind me to try that out on someone I hate sometime. Blood is bad enough to wash off, I don't need other messy flesh creature parts on me.

Statement: It takes quite a lot of force to shatter bones in that manner, but with a few hits or appropriate force with a blunt weapon, it is completely possible.

Yes, it is difficult to remove. That used to be part of the fun, because it terrifies meatbags to see a blood-covered droid. Now it just feels funny and I can't turn off my olfactory sensors when it starts to smell bad.

I'll keep that in mind.

You should have seen the looks on other Cybertronians' faces when I would walk up to them covered in vital fluid after tearing into a victim. Gets to them every time.

Agreement: Very fun. Often the most expedient way of dispatching a target was from great range, so it did not happen all that often for me, except for when specific methods were wanted, or I had come into possession of a vibroblade that was just too good not to test on something.

Well, I myself prefer to get up close and personal with my targets. Although sometimes even the Decepticons would request that a target be brought in one piece, which was no fun half the time. The only thing that made up for that was the thrill of the actual tracking and capturing.

Statement: Capture was not one of the core functions programmed into me, especially not intact. Therefore, few try to get me to do anything of the sort, although I am quite confident it is well within my range of abilities.

And generally after a little convincing, my various masters would often decide that they didn't really need the target back with all their limbs or major organs. Or their head.

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