Cake Club Report!

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

Oh no!  I'm sorry it took me a while to find somewhere to put a note!  If there's any cake club members who see this, please make sure to leave a note!  I hope everyone is doing ok and making the most of their trip today!  I've had a lot of fun! 

Things are a little fuzzy from last night, but I remember the giant robot!  Can you believe that?  It even transformed, just like in the anime!  They're really fun as toys, but I don't think it would be much fun trying to fight one.  But I'm ok!  And I think Hika-chan and Takashi are okay too, right?  

I'm not sure if we'll get back to our rooms before it gets dark, so maybe we should try to meet somewhere?  If everyone can let me know who wants to help with Cake Club tonight, I'll try to hurry and make assignments, ok?  Even if you don't come with us, make sure you don't go alone!

~Honey

[Most of HK and Lockdown's posts have been taken down and replaced with cute pictures of bunnies and flowers.]

Comments

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Glad somebody here can appropriately appreciate violence

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Affirmative: But of course! If I ever lose my love of unadulterated sadism, then my existence will no longer be worth experiencing!

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

And that's why we like you, HK

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Statement: I'm so glad there are people who appreciate the better things in life here. There are too many with those irritating 'morals' among the meatbags.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Trust me, Autobots can be even worse when it comes to that sort of thing With a few exceptions

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Commentary: It is unfortunate that the same failings that are seen in meatbags are also found in inorganics.

I have observed that in the case of the meatbags, it is often a sign that they are unable to properly fight, leading to 'morals' as their only constructed refuge that they can cower within. Fortunately, morals cannot stop high yield explosives.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and the Elite Guard are the worst about it. I wouldn't mind them as much if only they paid better.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Statement: I am glad that I have never been stuck with a master handicapped with morals. It would have been so painful to have to carry out an order not to kill anyone.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

You make it sound as if you have no choice in who you get as a master. That's gotta be slag.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Affirmative: Yes, I do, and yes, it is, especially if the orders given are less than pleasant. I am required to carry out whatever they tell me to do.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

I see. And, just out of curiosity, how does one go about becoming your master?

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Statement: By coming into possession of me either through transfer of power from my current master (Impossible, as my master is not here), or being the first one to take control of me after a forced reboot that takes place whenever I deem myself to be too badly damaged or otherwise unable to return to my master (which has yet to happen, because the programming is fairly subjective unless my master is found to be dead.)

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Sounds interesting. Hypothetically speaking, if I were to reactivate you after said forced reboot, then you'd be mine to command?

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

...Affirmative: Yes, you would then be designated my master. Statement: However, if I was ever to be returned to the presence of my original master, my ownership would revert. My maker was quite good at planning for all eventualities.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Would be fun while it lasted though. You know, hypothetically speaking.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Affirmative: Yes, I suppose it would be. If I ever was forced to reboot, I would much rather have a ruthless master than one of the idiotic, moral-loving meatbags.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Good. I could always use a good partner ever since my last potential one walked out on me

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Statement: Just as long as it would involve killing and a bare minimum of embarrassing orders, I would be content.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, HK, I'd take real good care of you.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

...Observation: I'm noticing some undertones to this that make me rather worried.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Oh, whatever could you mean by that?

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Statement: That I am detecting something that might be described as 'innuendo'. And that is also a very unconvincing innocent act.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Can't fool you for a minute, can I? Maybe you should consider this payback for freaking me out last night

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

...Expletive: Damn you.

Admission: I suppose I deserve it.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Aw, now don't take it like that