Cake Club Report!

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

Oh no!  I'm sorry it took me a while to find somewhere to put a note!  If there's any cake club members who see this, please make sure to leave a note!  I hope everyone is doing ok and making the most of their trip today!  I've had a lot of fun! 

Things are a little fuzzy from last night, but I remember the giant robot!  Can you believe that?  It even transformed, just like in the anime!  They're really fun as toys, but I don't think it would be much fun trying to fight one.  But I'm ok!  And I think Hika-chan and Takashi are okay too, right?  

I'm not sure if we'll get back to our rooms before it gets dark, so maybe we should try to meet somewhere?  If everyone can let me know who wants to help with Cake Club tonight, I'll try to hurry and make assignments, ok?  Even if you don't come with us, make sure you don't go alone!

~Honey

[Most of HK and Lockdown's posts have been taken down and replaced with cute pictures of bunnies and flowers.]

Comments

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Exclamation: We were having an entertaining conversation, meatbag! Irritation: And you had to go and ruin it for us. Although the compliments are acknowledged.

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

Angry Face: Hurting people is not nice.

Pout: Meatbag doesn't sound very cute. Maybe Meat-chan, but even that sounds kind of silly.

Agh, I can't talk like that. But you know, it's really not a nice place to begin with. Why would you hurt other people and make it even worse? That's just not okay.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Agreement: No, you can't talk like me. And meatbag isn't meant to be a cute term, and hurting people may not be nice, but it is in my core programming. Would you tell a meatbag not to breathe, just because you thought it wasn't nice?

Accusation: You're not a nice meatbag.

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

Well... my programming says to protect my friends! And besides, it isn't just like breathing because you said you liked to do it a lot and I don't really think about breathing... it just kind of happens. But I enjoy cake! And if I felt happy like when I get cake when people got hurt, that would be terrible! I would hate it! :(

I don't know if we have the same definition for nice. Maybe your programming got messed up. :( That happens in cartoons a lot. Like if there's an electrical storm or if you fall too hard. But if it's not your fault, maybe someone could try to fix it? Then you could be happy without hurting people! That would be great! :)

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Negative: That is not a valid argument. When I am ordered to kill, I do so. I have no choice in the matter. Fortunately, I enjoy carrying out my orders. Query: Would you really rather I be miserable, when I am forced into this situation, meatbag?

Exclamation: I am not malfunctioning! I am a perfectly well-programmed HK-47 assassin droid! I am insulted by the assumption that simply because I enjoy my existence and the killing that inevitably is a part of it, that I am therefore broken. It is enough to make me want to stab a meatbag with the writing utensil I am currently wielding!

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I'm not good with philosophy and arguing morals and stuff, but I don't think hurting people should make anyone happy. :( Maybe you should try doing nice things, like helping people or making them things. See if that makes you happy too?