[Scraggly scrawl, as though written by someone writing with the pen in their mouth.]

[rainboompow]

Okay seriously is anyone else here not a humuan?! [Mistake fixed after several corrections.]

Also someone's gotta know something about Discord here! He's only - oh I dunno - trying to spread eternal chaos all over the world! So where is he?! I've got a message for his face from my hooves!

Comments

(handwriting so very anonymous)

[complicatedliar]

It always saddens me, to see chaos be so maligned.

[Scraggly handwriting]

[rainboompow]

AHA!!! Where are you?! Show yourself! We beat your stupid mind games, so come out and fight already!

(anonymoose!)

[complicatedliar]

Oh, I'm not that Discord person you're after. Though it would be pretty funny if I was. And I assume I wouldn't be stupid enough to engage you in some sort of "fair" fight.

But that is beside the point.

I just think it's tiresome that an important natural process is so consistently vilified.

[forgot-it-all.livejournal.com]

You must be new here. A lot of people dreamt they weren't human at first, so you're not alone. And some of us were human, but just a bit different.

-R.Aoyagi

[Scraggly handwriting]

[rainboompow]

Uhhhh I think I know when I'm dreaming and when I'm not. Duh.

[forgot-it-all.livejournal.com]

You have to watch what you say here or the nurses will take it down. Just a tip.

-R.Aoyagi

anonymous

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

Technically, I wasn't until arriving here...

anonymous

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

Also...If it is not too forward of me? The word is "human" not "humun."

[Scraggly handwriting]

[rainboompow]

Oh yeah? What were you?

And whatever! You knew what I was talking about.

Unsigned, attempt at anonymous handwriting

[vinesofregret]

Yes.

[Scraggly handwriting]

[rainboompow]

What were you??

[bitpartgod.livejournal.com]

A lot of people here aren't human! To be honest, I'm surprised there aren't more, given how many planets there are in the galaxy.

- Kibitoshin

[rainboompow]

Wait what do planets have to do with anything?

[norainu]

There are a lot of different kinds of people here. Some of em look different than they normally do. No one knows exactly why. You just got to roll with it.

Unsolicited advice: Find a buddy. Things get wild when you're 'dreaming.' If you haven't made a friend yet, contact Sora, tell him you want to join the Arts and Crafts Club for a little while, at least til you get your bearing. We're used to taking care of new people.

- Renji

[rainboompow]

Discord's gotta be involved if you can't figure a why. Nothing that guy does makes a lick of sense.

And I had five buddies just before I got here. Now I can't find them anywhere and they haven't answered this message yet! Where do I even start looking?

disguised

[oneman-onekill.livejournal.com]

Describe this Discord for me. Sounds familiar, but my memory's a little crowded so you know, things get lost sometimes.

[rainboompow]

Oh you'd know him if you saw him! Head of a pony, body of a dragon, two different wings, weird mismatched legs and arms, he's like someone grabbed a bunch of different animal parts and mashed em all together.

[believein0.livejournal.com]

I wasn't. You say 'hooves', so I'm guessing you used to be a horse before coming here?

Also, I don't know who Discord is by name, but he sounds like someone I know from description... [This better not be Dr. Weil by another name or else...] Could you tell me a bit more about him?

[rainboompow]

Close! I'm a pegasus pony! Fastest and most awesome in all of Equestria thank you very much! Name's Rainbow Dash.

And finally! Someone who maybe knows what I'm talking about! He's a mix of a whole bunch of different things. Head of a pony, body of a dragon, antler of a deer, mismatched wings and legs. Sound like what you're thinkin?

[a_sin_for_him]

You mean 'human'.

And no, I'm not.

[rainboompow]

[Mistake now scribbled out and corrected in the top post.]

Yeah yeah rub it in why dontcha.

What are you?

[no-dont-go.livejournal.com]

[anonymous]

[freewill]

I am not human.

Are you referring to Eris?

[rainboompow]

Uhh no. I'm referring to Discord. I said that already.

And what were you before??

[completely anonymous]

[fuukaenbujin.livejournal.com]

I am not human.