[Scraggly scrawl, as though written by someone writing with the pen in their mouth.]

[rainboompow]

Okay seriously is anyone else here not a humuan?! [Mistake fixed after several corrections.]

Also someone's gotta know something about Discord here! He's only - oh I dunno - trying to spread eternal chaos all over the world! So where is he?! I've got a message for his face from my hooves!

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[Scraggly handwriting]

[rainboompow]

NATURAL??!?!

You call rampaging cotton candy clouds, spiderwalking bunnies, crumbling cities, and messing with everyone's minds natural??!!!

And who are you if you aren't Discord huh?!

(anonymoose!)

[complicatedliar]

In the set that includes all possible realities - which is infinite, and a large infinity at that - probability dictates that those things have occurred. Chaos is inherent in any system. Just some chaos is more interesting than others. And, I will note, any system that becomes overly ordered will fall into unchanging stasis. And then you'd do nothing but whine about how utterly bored you are.

If you didn't want to be messed with, you shouldn't have evolved a mind.

And that would be telling.

1/2

[rainboompow]

Okay yeah you're not Discord. Discord I can understand when he talks at least. You sound more like evil Twilight right now.

2/2

[rainboompow]

...TWILIGHT IS THAT YOU?! HE DIDN'T GET TO YOU TOO DID HE??!

(anonymoose!)

[complicatedliar]

Nope. Want me to be nice and give you two more guesses?


(Hm, so I guess that means 'Twilight' is stunningly intelligent and devilishly charming? Not to mention so very good looking.)

[rainboompow]

No I do not! Forget it! You're not helping any!!

(Though Twilight would probably love hearing that if she's around.)

(anonymoose!)

[complicatedliar]

I'm not here to be helpful. I'm here to point out that you're wrong. But that's no reason we can't be friends.


(If I meet her, I'll be sure to pass along the compliment!)

[rainboompow]

Well here's something you can do instead - if you see a unicorn human with a dark blue mane and pink and purple streaks, tell her Rainbow Dash is looking for her!

(anonymoose!)

[complicatedliar]

If the mood strikes me, I'll do so.

(anonymoose!)

[complicatedliar]

Also, your dear little creature, I'm not human either.

There seem to be quite a lot of us about.