[Scraggly scrawl, as though written by someone writing with the pen in their mouth.]

[rainboompow]

Okay seriously is anyone else here not a humuan?! [Mistake fixed after several corrections.]

Also someone's gotta know something about Discord here! He's only - oh I dunno - trying to spread eternal chaos all over the world! So where is he?! I've got a message for his face from my hooves!

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(anonymoose!)

[complicatedliar]

I'm not here to be helpful. I'm here to point out that you're wrong. But that's no reason we can't be friends.


(If I meet her, I'll be sure to pass along the compliment!)

[rainboompow]

Well here's something you can do instead - if you see a unicorn human with a dark blue mane and pink and purple streaks, tell her Rainbow Dash is looking for her!

(anonymoose!)

[complicatedliar]

If the mood strikes me, I'll do so.

(anonymoose!)

[complicatedliar]

Also, your dear little creature, I'm not human either.

There seem to be quite a lot of us about.