[Scraggly scrawl, as though written by someone writing with the pen in their mouth.]

[rainboompow]

Okay seriously is anyone else here not a humuan?! [Mistake fixed after several corrections.]

Also someone's gotta know something about Discord here! He's only - oh I dunno - trying to spread eternal chaos all over the world! So where is he?! I've got a message for his face from my hooves!

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[norainu]

Actually, odds are he's not. Because most of us have some big nasty guy we've been fighting, and that's not it either. There's a new big nasty guy. Also known as the head doctor.

They're probably not here. Everyone pretty much gets kidnapped alone.

[Strikeouts legible if you squint]

[rainboompow]

Wait so he might no

Kidnapped?! Alone??

How do you know he's not

Well excuse me if that's all a little hard to swallow after the day I've had!

Re: [Strikeouts legible if you squint]

[norainu]

Life sucks. What can I say.

Just find a buddy. I don't care if you don't believe anything else I say. That's the most important part. Figure out the rest on your own if you want.

[rainboompow]

You're right! I don't believe you!

But whatever! Fine! I'll find someone. Probably. I'm pretty sure I can handle myself.

[norainu]

Let me know if you change your mind after a night of fun and adventure where shit tries to eat your face.

Everyone thinks they can handle themselves. And then suddenly you're cornered in the hallway and trying to stab a giant zombie cat in the eyeball with a cheap plastic pen. It's better to have someone watching your back.