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[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

I seem to have become quite popular recently. As such, I'd like to address a few points publicly rather than trying to track you all down individually, as there is only so much time in the day.

- Yes, I am a telepath.
- Ergo, I can hear you when you talk about me.
- My hair color is natural, I would be more than happy to prove it to anyone who asks, and the hair itself is a gift to aesthetes everywhere. I can't help it if you've got no sense of style, Mustang.
- No, I probably don't give a damn about you. Those I do like, know it.
- Don't pay too much mind to Kudoh, he's just jealous.
- I'm far too valuable to be written off casually, as the sharper-minded of you are already aware.
- I know you're here, Aya~

Comments

[theycutitout.livejournal.com]

Studies show an increased rate of endometriosis in women with red hair. If you were a woman, you could potentially be infertile and experience internal bleeding among things.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

How entirely fortunate I'm not, then.

*strike-outs not legible - THO IT PROLLY DOESN'T MATTER TO SCHU*

[she-bloomed.livejournal.com]

Telepathy? I'm guessing you didn't develop it as a jutsu.

And I get the same crap about my hair! But I'm not quite so willing to, um, prove it Is it that hard to believe this isn't dye? Honestly.

Re: *strike-outs not legible - THO IT PROLLY DOESN'T MATTER TO SCHU*

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Born with it. So, no.

Personally, I think your hair's cute.

[never-learns.livejournal.com]

Jealous? Of what? I've yet to see anything to be jealous of.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

This is exactly what I mean. If you're not jealous, then why do you work so hard at insisting I've got nothing you want?

[braidless.livejournal.com]

You do realize the staff reads this, right?

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

Do they really? It's a wonder some nurse hasn't taken down 80% of this board already.

(Reposted because I can't type. -_-)

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

And? More raving from the patients. Without having lapsed into rampant profanity or death threats, I doubt they care.

And given the fact that they've already taken a pointed interest in me during nightshift, it's not as if I'm holding out hope they don't know precisely what I'm capable of.

[idolism]

Then please tell me you're better at controlling your telepathy than some people around here.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

A scalpel to their sledgehammers. So, while you're not fooling me for a minute, I won't give you away unless I actually choose to.

[part1of3.livejournal.com]

There are more of you?

Oh no.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Poor thing~

Don't worry, I won't tell him.

[rabastlestrange.livejournal.com]

Aya Fugemuwhatsit?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Fujimiya. Exactly.

Did you know Aya is a girl's name?

[jei.livejournal.com]

So humble.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know me.

[nero-yamato.livejournal.com]

A telepath, is it? Have you read anything useful in the minds of the staff?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

I wish. This place seems to protect the staff and their secrets somehow; I can't hear anything from them. Possibly my being able to read their minds would be simply too convenient.

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

Not the least bit humble, are you?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

My list of skills has to end somewhere. Humility is one of those skills that just isn't worth the trouble of honing.

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

So noted. Thank you.

[1imited-edition.livejournal.com]

I suspect your value is tempered by a high cost for your services. High and hidden.

[beforehertime.livejournal.com]

Plus, he's an ass.

[seiran314.livejournal.com]

Is that's your idea of a greeting? Do me a favor and don't bother.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

I'd be hurt if you weren't this antisocial with everybody. Anyway, you ought to be thanking me for leaving you to your own devices for as long as I have.

[haiiro-no-chou.livejournal.com]

If you're telepathic, can you also hear the thoughts of the doctors and nurses?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

No. This place protects their minds from me, somehow.

[damn-legends.livejournal.com]

What's your other personality called?

If I switch around the contr At least you're open about it.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

My other half is Farfarello.

HIDEO Oh, I thought Mantis was pretty forward himself.

[[Strikeout carefully crosshatched out]]

[rope-victim.livejournal.com]

It's odd that you broadcast it so blantantly. Braver than I am, maybe?


...what would you do to--- er, nevermind it.

Re: [[Strikeout carefully crosshatched out]]

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

The carpet matches the curtains.