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I seem to have become quite popular recently. As such, I'd like to address a few points publicly rather than trying to track you all down individually, as there is only so much time in the day.

- Yes, I am a telepath.
- Ergo, I can hear you when you talk about me.
- My hair color is natural, I would be more than happy to prove it to anyone who asks, and the hair itself is a gift to aesthetes everywhere. I can't help it if you've got no sense of style, Mustang.
- No, I probably don't give a damn about you. Those I do like, know it.
- Don't pay too much mind to Kudoh, he's just jealous.
- I'm far too valuable to be written off casually, as the sharper-minded of you are already aware.
- I know you're here, Aya~

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My other half is Farfarello.

~~HIDEO~~ Oh, I thought Mantis was pretty forward himself.

... since when are we married?

Where did I say we were? ~~You're flattered, admit it.~~

You're a really unfaithful sort of husband.

I suppose I am at that. But you know what I was like when you married me.

Was it a church wedding?

Would you have stood still for one? Of course not.

But the aftermath would have been fun.

Usually the honeymoon doesn't start seconds after the ceremony ends.

And we're never unusual.

Even I can't keep a straight face at that one.

I win.

Hmph. Brat.

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You can read my mind even through these notes?

Through the notes? Hardly. But my usual range is about a mile and a half radius, so someone in the same building is nothing.

I don't believe it.

Otacon, I know it's you. You're screwing with me. You had me going.

Tsk, tsk, David. So skeptical - even knowing that someone like Mantis can exist.

I'm sure Hal can assure you he's got nothing to do with this.

((The word 'David' above has been firmly crosshatched out and is now illegible))

Do I have you convinced, or shall I start revealing more sensitive information as proof? I just can't stand skeptics.

Alright. You win. I believe you.

Shame you had to resort to childish bully tactics to convince me, but that's the way the world works.

You're the one who questioned me, even knowing what you do. I can't help it if you're cynical to the point of foolishness.

If you can read my mind, you know what I've seen. You know what I've done. You know what I thought of all of it.

Yes, yes, jaded to the extreme, used and abused, I've heard it all before.

They're my thoughts. You're not allowed to have them.

Then don't think them so loudly. It's not as if I want them.