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I seem to have become quite popular recently. As such, I'd like to address a few points publicly rather than trying to track you all down individually, as there is only so much time in the day.
- Yes, I am a telepath.
- Ergo, I can hear you when you talk about me.
- My hair color is natural, I would be more than happy to prove it to anyone who asks, and the hair itself is a gift to aesthetes everywhere. I can't help it if you've got no sense of style, Mustang.
- No, I probably don't give a damn about you. Those I do like, know it.
- Don't pay too much mind to Kudoh, he's just jealous.
- I'm far too valuable to be written off casually, as the sharper-minded of you are already aware.
- I know you're here, Aya~
- Yes, I am a telepath.
- Ergo, I can hear you when you talk about me.
- My hair color is natural, I would be more than happy to prove it to anyone who asks, and the hair itself is a gift to aesthetes everywhere. I can't help it if you've got no sense of style, Mustang.
- No, I probably don't give a damn about you. Those I do like, know it.
- Don't pay too much mind to Kudoh, he's just jealous.
- I'm far too valuable to be written off casually, as the sharper-minded of you are already aware.
- I know you're here, Aya~
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Yeah, your telepathy was so helpful to you the other day when we were talking to Hughes.None of them have ended in murder.
yet[struck-out text is still relatively legible]
It's a matter of time, isn't it? And my other points still stand.
At this rate you'll have to start having sex with me just because then at least you won't care if you kill me afterwards.Re: [struck-out text is still relatively legible]
I'm getting better you prick. And I do have a hairstyle. Hypocrite.
I don't need to sleep with you to kill youRe: [struck-out text is still relatively legible]
I wouldn't call it a hairstyle so much as a cry for help. (Also, just because you haven't had the opportunity to strangle anyone recently doesn't mean you're any less inclined.)
True, but that method hasn't worked yet, has it?