[handwriting erratic as always]

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

I seem to have become quite popular recently. As such, I'd like to address a few points publicly rather than trying to track you all down individually, as there is only so much time in the day.

- Yes, I am a telepath.
- Ergo, I can hear you when you talk about me.
- My hair color is natural, I would be more than happy to prove it to anyone who asks, and the hair itself is a gift to aesthetes everywhere. I can't help it if you've got no sense of style, Mustang.
- No, I probably don't give a damn about you. Those I do like, know it.
- Don't pay too much mind to Kudoh, he's just jealous.
- I'm far too valuable to be written off casually, as the sharper-minded of you are already aware.
- I know you're here, Aya~

Comments

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Fujimiya. Exactly.

Did you know Aya is a girl's name?

[rabastlestrange.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's it! I never could keep it straight.

Oh course I did. I even told him that. He's my friend!

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Not much of a friend, if he didn't even tell you his real name...

[rabastlestrange.livejournal.com]

Does it matter really? Does a name change who he is? He'll still be the same man who was nice enough to explain the marker that the wizard Crayola gifted us with as well as the sticky slime from the potion-maker Elmer that Aya said was glue. A name is nothing. He's still my friend.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Ugh, you're making my head hurt

Are all wizards as naive as you are, or are you a special case?

[rabastlestrange.livejournal.com]

You could say that I'm one of a kind, at least according to the court documents, psychological studies, and other reports. I think.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Just - go somewhere else. Very far away, with thick walls.

[rabastlestrange.livejournal.com]

You know, we don't precisely have telepaths in the wizarding world, but we do have spells that let people read minds or the like. That must be interesting. Seen people do it once or twice.

I think I'll stick with Aya. He could use a magical friend like me! Don't you think so? I'm kinda small and most say useless, but me around him might be a good thing for him. Sorta like a lucky charm!

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

It's not at all pleasant. Especially with people like you around giving me brain cavities.

I think he'd view it more as a meat shield, but do whatever you want.

[rabastlestrange.livejournal.com]

((while Bast's usual run of thoughts are pretty... disconnected and way too happy without drugs, there is occasionally that dark thread of something completely evil/incomprehensible/alien that moves through them. Could be his particular brand of madness. Who knows? I'd fill you in further, but work sucks and I have no email here. That's if Schuldig is trying to tap him or not.))

The nice healers at Saint Mungo's said that the one might get to not wear rubber pants someday! Then again, they said that Longbottoms might actually recover someday.

Aya's very nice. He wouldn't do that unless he had a good reason.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

(Schu can probably sense that, but the fluff around it aggravates him too much to really dig for it. Not worth the trouble in his book.)

The road to hell is paved with good reasons.

[rabastlestrange.livejournal.com]

This is true. Anyways, I'm impressed! A telepath type person. You're probably much better at it than we wizards. Our minds must not be made to go and read other people's. Never worked out well for us.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

It doesn't work out so well for me, either, but I've had years to get used to it.

[rabastlestrange.livejournal.com]

That must be rather difficult!

So how do you know Aya? Is he a telepath too?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

It is. You have no idea.

You could say he's an old acquaintance~

[rabastlestrange.livejournal.com]

You must be terribly smart and tricky to be able to not get all blood-out-the-ears like they did.

Oh? Is he your friend too?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Finally, someone who appreciates the scope of it.

I like him~ Not sure if he'd agree.

[rabastlestrange.livejournal.com]

I've seen people try it. They're either dead or wish they were. The screaming got annoying after awhile.

I could ask him for you!

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Yes, you would know about that sort of thing, wouldn't you...

Go ahead. I expect his answer will be decidedly negative.