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Announcement: To the meatbags I shot last night
Gratitude: Thank you for being so stupid as to ignore my warnings. If you had been more intelligent, I might not have gotten the chance to shoot anyone, or try out the flamethrower mod I was given.
Statement: Watching you get digits shot off and your so easily damaged protective outer layers burned horribly was almost as good as eating chocolate. Suggestion: We should do that again sometime.
--HK-47
Statement: Watching you get digits shot off and your so easily damaged protective outer layers burned horribly was almost as good as eating chocolate. Suggestion: We should do that again sometime.
--HK-47
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-Arlene
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Addendum: I wasn't allowed to kill anyone. But I shot off a loud meatbag's toes and set him and his companion on fire!
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Observation: The meatbag continues to be amusing, even when I can't shoot him. I wish I had found out about this sooner.
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I believe the one posting below is called Spider, unless there is another foul-mouthed one here that writes in large block letters. I'll let you know when I have something that will allow you to lop of his eight legs in any order you wish.
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Query: Wouldn't that be a little difficult to walk on? Observation: I'm sure "A THOUSAND LIVID ACID-BREATHING REPTILES" would be far too squirmy to allow for proper traction and balance.
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Addendum: And you mangle my speech prefixes so. Lie: I am deeply hurt.
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Exclamation: This is fun! Suggestion: I should shoot off your digits more often.
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OBSERVATION: IT WILL BE THE LAST TIME YOUR TEARS EVER REACH THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR HIDEOUS METALLIC FRAME.
PROMISE: YOU WILL FIND IT DIFFICULT TO GET OFF A SINGLE SHOT AT MY DIGITS ONCE I TURN YOUR ENTIRE BODY INSIDE OUT, CAUSING ANYTHING MORE INTENSE THAN A MUFFLED SOB TO RESULT IN TOTAL SYSTEMIC DISASTER.
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Commentary: If nothing else, the violence of your statements is quite admirable. But not very threatening, knowing that I have already managed to maim you, meatbag.
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INCREDULOUS QUERY: YOU CALL THIS MAIMING? I'VE SEEN FLU VIRUSES THAT COULD BOIL RETINAL FLUID AND VAPORIZE BONE IN AN INSTANT.
DECISIVE STATEMENT: THAT'S MAIMING.
CORRECTION: ALL YOU HAVE DONE IS MADE MY FOOT SHARPER AND MORE AERODYNAMIC, SO THAT THE HYDRAS MIGHT MORE EASILY FIND THEIR ACIDIC WAY INTO EVERY WIRY CREVICE OF YOUR SEMEN-STAINED CHASSIS.
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Statement: Toes are a part of the body. You are missing some. In human meatbags, they do not grow back. Therefore, you have been maimed.
Suggestion: Stick to one-word prefixes, meatbag. It is more authentic.
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OBSERVATION: THIS WOUND COULD NOT BE LESS SERIOUS IF IT SHAT FARTING CLOWNS.
COUNTER-SUGGESTION OF RIGHTEOUS FURY BECAUSE I DO NOT GIVE TWO TUGS OF A DEAD DOG'S DICK ABOUT BEING AUTHENTIC TO THE EVOLUTIONARY SECOND-COUSIN OF AN INCESTUOUS CAN-OPENER: GO INVENT A WAY TO FUCK YOURSELF AND THEN DO IT.
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Negatory: No.
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BELITTLEMENT: YOUR IMPOTENT DRYHUMP OF A FLAMETHROWER BARELY SINGED THE COCKLES OF MY COAT.
POSITORY: YES.
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Query: Is that why you are so irritable? Withdrawal?
Repetition: No.
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ADDENDUM: I HAVE NOT YET TRIED THIS ON A MACHINE BUT I AM CERTAIN I COULD MANAGE.
POST-SCRIPT: YES.
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Statement: I would welcome the challenge of a fight.
Repetition: No.
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OBSERVATION: METHINKS THE HIDEOUS ELECTRONIC MANLADY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH. I BET YOU ARE ALREADY WORKING ON ADVANCED SELF-FUCKING TRAJECTORIES. JUST SEE IF YOU CAN FINISH UP BEFORE OUR APPOINTMENT.
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Negatory: No, I am not. Sarcasm: I do sincerely hope your tremors and nausea from withdrawal won't be too severe to manage the interview.