Announcement: To the meatbags I shot last night

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Gratitude: Thank you for being so stupid as to ignore my warnings. If you had been more intelligent, I might not have gotten the chance to shoot anyone, or try out the flamethrower mod I was given.

Statement: Watching you get digits shot off and your so easily damaged protective outer layers burned horribly was almost as good as eating chocolate. Suggestion: We should do that again sometime.

--HK-47

Comments

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Statement: To remove digits is to wound seriously. But, if that wasn't serious enough for you, I did throw in the extra flamethrower treatment for free. You should be thankful.

Negatory: No.

[iwascloned.livejournal.com]

REMINDER: I HAVE ALREADY EXPRESSED MY DEEP DISAPPOINTMENT WITH THE QUALITY OF YOUR FLAMMABLES.

BELITTLEMENT: YOUR IMPOTENT DRYHUMP OF A FLAMETHROWER BARELY SINGED THE COCKLES OF MY COAT.

POSITORY: YES.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Correction: You mean your medications.

Query: Is that why you are so irritable? Withdrawal?

Repetition: No.

[iwascloned.livejournal.com]

RAGE-FUELED TIRADE: NOT IRRITABLE EXACTLY. IT IS MERELY TRUE THAT THE LAST CREATURE TO COME BETWEEN ME AND MY DRUGS WAS A BOIL-ENCRUSTED VULTURE WHOSE SPINE I SUMMARILY EXTRACTED AND USED TO FLOSS THE MOST UNSAVORY CREVICES OF MY BODY. HIS EYES I KEPT FUNCTIONAL THROUGH THE USE OF A TWICE-HACKED MAKER, SO THAT HE COULD WATCH THE UTTER MUTILATION OF HIS LIFE-GIVING MEATPARTS. HE CRIED ACIDIC TEARS FROM BLACK-MARKET REPTILIAN TEAR DUCTS AS I BROADCAST FOOTAGE OF HIS GRUESOME TERMINATION ALL ACROSS THE FEEDS SO THAT ALL WOULD REMEMBER NOT. TO FUCK. WITH THE DRUGS. OF SPIDER FUCKING JERUSALEM.

ADDENDUM: I HAVE NOT YET TRIED THIS ON A MACHINE BUT I AM CERTAIN I COULD MANAGE.

POST-SCRIPT: YES.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Observation: What an unfortunate middle name.

Statement: I would welcome the challenge of a fight.

Repetition: No.

[iwascloned.livejournal.com]

CHALLENGE OF A FIGHT: I WISH TO CONDUCT AN IN-DEPTH INTERVIEW WITH YOU DURING SECOND SHIFT. BE THERE

OBSERVATION: METHINKS THE HIDEOUS ELECTRONIC MANLADY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH. I BET YOU ARE ALREADY WORKING ON ADVANCED SELF-FUCKING TRAJECTORIES. JUST SEE IF YOU CAN FINISH UP BEFORE OUR APPOINTMENT.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Affirmative: I will be.

Negatory: No, I am not. Sarcasm: I do sincerely hope your tremors and nausea from withdrawal won't be too severe to manage the interview.