Announcement: To the meatbags I shot last night

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Gratitude: Thank you for being so stupid as to ignore my warnings. If you had been more intelligent, I might not have gotten the chance to shoot anyone, or try out the flamethrower mod I was given.

Statement: Watching you get digits shot off and your so easily damaged protective outer layers burned horribly was almost as good as eating chocolate. Suggestion: We should do that again sometime.

--HK-47

Comments

[quickdrawbkiddo.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't use that metaphor while in a meatbag body. Certain ones will take that in a very different way. Though I find it rather amusing.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Expletive: Oh, kriff you, meatbag. I'm in too good of a mood to care at the moment.

[quickdrawbkiddo.livejournal.com]

Just being helpful. Continue your good mood. I find it highly entertaining.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Agreement: I do too. Any time when you are incapable of forcing me to become a traumatized wreck is a wonderful time.

[quickdrawbkiddo.livejournal.com]

Come now, HK-47, I was merely being informative. It could have been worse; SubZero could have said something.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Statement: With the intent to maim my processors. And I do not care if the other meatbag would say anything either. He has already done quite enough to convince me that any attempts at acting as if he is innocent of such things himself are untrue.

[quickdrawbkiddo.livejournal.com]

I see.

I believe the one posting below is called Spider, unless there is another foul-mouthed one here that writes in large block letters. I'll let you know when I have something that will allow you to lop of his eight legs in any order you wish.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Statement: I didn't see eight legs, but I think he only has eight toes left, at most. I await this with barely suppressed glee.

[quickdrawbkiddo.livejournal.com]

[inkblot] That was a metaphor, but it's not important.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Statement: I am aware of that. I just enjoy taking such things literally.

[quickdrawbkiddo.livejournal.com]

Good to know.

[quickdrawbkiddo.livejournal.com]

I have made arrangements for your new weapon. It will be completed tonight, providing we supply the raw materials. I am currently unable to acquire them alone, so you will meet me in the woman's bathroom at the beginning of night to help.