Announcement: To the meatbags I shot last night

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Gratitude: Thank you for being so stupid as to ignore my warnings. If you had been more intelligent, I might not have gotten the chance to shoot anyone, or try out the flamethrower mod I was given.

Statement: Watching you get digits shot off and your so easily damaged protective outer layers burned horribly was almost as good as eating chocolate. Suggestion: We should do that again sometime.

--HK-47

Comments

[quickdrawbkiddo.livejournal.com]

I have made arrangements for your new weapon. It will be completed tonight, providing we supply the raw materials. I am currently unable to acquire them alone, so you will meet me in the woman's bathroom at the beginning of night to help.