[in hesitant writing, even wobblier than usual]

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

[the message has been torn down yet again and replaced with a less suggestive version of the original. the author is obviously not a very happy bunny </3]

One ex-bot seeking work for the night. willing to knock the slag out of anything that looks at him wrong. No weapons but nothing to lose either. no payment necessary. Takers will be questioned on their motives so no wackjobs.

ANYONE ELSE WHO SCREWS WITH THIS NOTICE AGAIN WILL BE SLAGGED. THIS GOES DOUBLE FOR THE WISE GUY WITH THE OVERACTIVE SEX DRIVE WHO DID IT FIRST.

Comments

[usual anon who always bugs the crap out of the bots]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

...Really now? I don't think I even need to comment on how this little love note sounds.

Are you robots really that desperate?

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

Try again. You're not gonna get a rise out of me.

that handwriting... didn't I turn you down two days ago?

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

You're no fun anymore. If you're looking for a date, you should really try that crazy Lugnut or whatever his name is. He seems rather eager for a playmate.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Don't get that Maximal confused with the rest of us!

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Maximal, robot, crazy psychopath with a machine fetish - same difference to me.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

...huh. You know, I hear there's a clinic to help with that.

[mimicking DC's handwriting]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

But I'm looking for a more personal experience, you see.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

[with arrow drawn to Grell's notes]

NOT. ME. Someone's copying my handwriting!

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

What the SLAG?

First Scourge, now you...This isn't contagious, is it?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I swear I had nothing to do with this.

[mimicking DC's handwriting]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but if it's catching, you're probably next.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Hmm... you know, I think I may be just what you're looking for.

[mimicking DC's handwriting]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? Well, give me your information and we'll chat♥

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

[with an arrow drawn to Grell's replies]

Ignore it. that's not me.

... wait, what did you just write?

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Is this offer only available tonight, or...?

[mimicking DC's handwriting]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Consider this a test-run. If it goes well, we'll talk long-term.

You interested?

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

[with an arrow to Grell's note]

Sorry. That's not me. Some slagger's copied my handwriting.

[secret-orchard.livejournal.com]

And this is less risque than when I was looking for simple friends for my soldier friend?

[mimicking DC's handwriting]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Now, now, I'm being straightforward in what I want. Don't confuse me with a "friend wanted" advert.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

No, this is worse. I think that's why everyone's staying away.

Armand, right? How're you holding up?

- Wally

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

[arrow pointing to Grell's note]

Someone copied my handwriting and screwed with my note. I'm looking for work, not... that.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I can get Superboy to give me a good recommendation, if ask.

[mimicking DC's handwriting]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Would you? That'd be ever so kind of you.

[quickdrawbkiddo.livejournal.com]

If you are that bored, I could use your assistance tonight. Assuming you remember me.

-Arlene

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

I remember you alright. What kind of assistance were you thinking of?