[in hesitant writing, even wobblier than usual]

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

[the message has been torn down yet again and replaced with a less suggestive version of the original. the author is obviously not a very happy bunny </3]

One ex-bot seeking work for the night. willing to knock the slag out of anything that looks at him wrong. No weapons but nothing to lose either. no payment necessary. Takers will be questioned on their motives so no wackjobs.

ANYONE ELSE WHO SCREWS WITH THIS NOTICE AGAIN WILL BE SLAGGED. THIS GOES DOUBLE FOR THE WISE GUY WITH THE OVERACTIVE SEX DRIVE WHO DID IT FIRST.

Comments

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Oh, Blitzy, I love it when you get all violent.

Of course we have, but we don't much care whether the enemy has them or not. It's not like anyone can hit us.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Don't call me that either.

Oh? Can you fly, then? Or is it something else?

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

But Blitzwing sounds so formal.

More of the something else variety. I can't fly, but flying isn't necessary.

[sorry about the html fail!]

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Formal? By what standard?

And why is that?

[anon - and no problem :3]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

I like my little pet names♥

Death god, darling. We don't need to dodge. You won't even see us coming.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

I'm not your pet.

Have you ever tried going after a Cybertronian before? You might be in for a surprise.

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Nfu, that's just the sort of response I was hoping for♥

Have I ever met one before? No. Am I up for the challenge? You bet♥!

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Crushing you beneath my foot will be the highlight of the millennium.

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Ahn♥ You know just what I like♥!

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

oh sweet Allspark

STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY!

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Are you going to make me?

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

I'm going to DESTROY you!

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Oh, do keep it up. I love it when you talk murder.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Are ALL death gods this screwed up in the head, or am I just that unlucky?

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I'm one in a million, darling.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Ah, so my luck actually is that bad, then. That's comforting.

Unless you're faking it, that is.