http://scalyfishman.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] scalyfishman.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2009-04-10 08:42 am
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[in hesitant writing, even wobblier than usual]

[the message has been torn down yet again and replaced with a less suggestive version of the original. the author is obviously not a very happy bunny </3]

One ex-bot seeking work for the night. willing to knock the slag out of anything that looks at him wrong. No weapons but nothing to lose either. no payment necessary. Takers will be questioned on their motives so no wackjobs.

ANYONE ELSE WHO SCREWS WITH THIS NOTICE AGAIN WILL BE SLAGGED. THIS GOES DOUBLE FOR THE WISE GUY WITH THE OVERACTIVE SEX DRIVE WHO DID IT FIRST.

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[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Crushing you beneath my foot will be the highlight of the millennium.

[anon]

[identity profile] deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahn♥ You know just what I like♥!

[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
oh sweet Allspark

STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY!

[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to DESTROY you!

[anon]

[identity profile] deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, do keep it up. I love it when you talk murder.
Edited 2009-04-14 13:03 (UTC)

[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Are ALL death gods this screwed up in the head, or am I just that unlucky?

[anon]

[identity profile] deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, I'm one in a million, darling.

[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-04-15 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, so my luck actually is that bad, then. That's comforting.

Unless you're faking it, that is.
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