[in hesitant writing, even wobblier than usual]

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

[the message has been torn down yet again and replaced with a less suggestive version of the original. the author is obviously not a very happy bunny </3]

One ex-bot seeking work for the night. willing to knock the slag out of anything that looks at him wrong. No weapons but nothing to lose either. no payment necessary. Takers will be questioned on their motives so no wackjobs.

ANYONE ELSE WHO SCREWS WITH THIS NOTICE AGAIN WILL BE SLAGGED. THIS GOES DOUBLE FOR THE WISE GUY WITH THE OVERACTIVE SEX DRIVE WHO DID IT FIRST.

Comments

[mimicking DC's handwriting]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

But I'm looking for a more personal experience, you see.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Man, I'm all for flirting normally, but I'm gonna have to pass on this.

[mimicking DC's handwriting]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

So all talk and no game to back it up? How sad.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Nah, that's not it. It's just that I've already met a lot of really lovely ladies, and I don't want to get into any trouble by going behind their backs. ;)

- Wally West

[mimicking DC's handwriting]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Ah, the honorable type. I get it. Well, if you ever want to give a robot a good time, you know where to find me.