[in hesitant writing, even wobblier than usual]

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

[the message has been torn down yet again and replaced with a less suggestive version of the original. the author is obviously not a very happy bunny </3]

One ex-bot seeking work for the night. willing to knock the slag out of anything that looks at him wrong. No weapons but nothing to lose either. no payment necessary. Takers will be questioned on their motives so no wackjobs.

ANYONE ELSE WHO SCREWS WITH THIS NOTICE AGAIN WILL BE SLAGGED. THIS GOES DOUBLE FOR THE WISE GUY WITH THE OVERACTIVE SEX DRIVE WHO DID IT FIRST.

Comments

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

In all seriousness, would there really be a point? I prefer to take pride in the fact that I still function at all. Being this crazy for this long hasn't been all fun and flowers, you know! It's a lot harder than it looks!

You must be a real terror when night falls.

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

...well, that's one way to take pride in who you are. I applaud you then, that you haven't hacked yourself apart in some weird feud with yourself.

If you don't believe me, ask the former robot in the wheelchair.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

That...wasn't quite what I meant but whatever.

Wait, that was you?

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Eh, this or that, you haven't died yet. Call it a win.

Nfu, I don't like to give myself away, but his face was too classic not to brag a little.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Hmph. True. Even if I hate to agree with the likes of you on general principle.

I have far more interesting things to do than go around reading the details of everyone else's boring little lives, but I was still under the impression that he seemed to be accusing someone slightly less...outspoken than you.

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Oh, you wound my poor heart.

And the reason for that? He's accusing the wrong person, the moron. You'd be surprised how easy it is to take someone's face and emulate them when they have as many personality defaults as that weakling former friend of his.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

You would have made a GREAT Decepticon. ♥

Don't get the wrong idea, though. I'd still want to punch you in the face no matter what material it was made of.

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

If you tried to punch me in the face, love, I'd have to rip your arms off. And trust me, no matter what material you were made out of, my scythe can cut right through it.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Don't call me that. And I don't care what your scythe can do, you'd be ash before you even got close. Haven't death gods or whatever you are ever heard of ranged weapons?

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Oh, Blitzy, I love it when you get all violent.

Of course we have, but we don't much care whether the enemy has them or not. It's not like anyone can hit us.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Don't call me that either.

Oh? Can you fly, then? Or is it something else?

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

But Blitzwing sounds so formal.

More of the something else variety. I can't fly, but flying isn't necessary.

[sorry about the html fail!]

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Formal? By what standard?

And why is that?

[anon - and no problem :3]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

I like my little pet names♥

Death god, darling. We don't need to dodge. You won't even see us coming.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

I'm not your pet.

Have you ever tried going after a Cybertronian before? You might be in for a surprise.

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Nfu, that's just the sort of response I was hoping for♥

Have I ever met one before? No. Am I up for the challenge? You bet♥!

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Crushing you beneath my foot will be the highlight of the millennium.

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Ahn♥ You know just what I like♥!

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

oh sweet Allspark

STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY!

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Are you going to make me?

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

I'm going to DESTROY you!

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Oh, do keep it up. I love it when you talk murder.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Are ALL death gods this screwed up in the head, or am I just that unlucky?

[anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I'm one in a million, darling.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Ah, so my luck actually is that bad, then. That's comforting.

Unless you're faking it, that is.