[annonymous]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

[Handwriting is sloppy, as if written by someone who has never hand-written before in their life]

Is there anyone else here who is from Cybertron? Or anyone who even knows what or where Cybertron is?

[The next part is about an inch and a half below the first part, and looks as if it was written as an afterthought]



Is there also anyone willing to believe that I'm not a flesh creature? I'm a mechanical being trapped in this weak body.

Comments

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

There are 4 maybe 5 of you here. I'm sure if you whine loud enough about being made of flesh now another will home in on you.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Well then, perhaps I should take your advice.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

They've been all doing it. Must be a mating call or something.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Well, if they're all trapped in flesh like I am, then I cannot say that I blame them.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

You'll get used to it. I suggest eating.

[manhattan-red.livejournal.com]

You can say 'human.' 'Flesh creature' just sounds disturbing. There's more than one sort of being made of flesh anyway.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

My kind do not look kindy upon anything made of flesh. Flesh is impractical. It is too soft, too squishy, and probably damages more easily.

'Human' is just too specific a term.

[emotionl4arobot.livejournal.com]

I am actually a largely cybernetic being myself, so I understand your confusion. However I'm unfamiliar with the term 'Cybertron'.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Cybertron is my home planet. It is the home planet of all Transformers.

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

DECEPTICON OR AUTOBOT?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Finally, another Cybertronian.

Neither. I work for whoever pays me. Although, I have been told that I might as well be a Decepticon and call it good, and not even bother working for Autobots.

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

... LOCKDOWN?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Do I know you?

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

IT IS LUGNUT.

I STILL DISLIKE YOU. IT IS DISGUSTING, NOT TAKING THE DECEPTICON BRAND. YOU'RE UNWORTHY OF SERVING LORD MEGATRON.

... BLITZWING IS ALSO HERE. AND OTHERS.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's you.

The only reason I would ever join the Decepticons would be if the Autobots decided to never hire me again. But, even if that happened, I still wouldn't give a slag about what Megatron thinks.

Blitzwing, huh? Well, at least he's level headed enough (part of him anyway) for me to deal with. Exactly who else is here?

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

DON'T SPEAK ABOUT LORD MEGATRON LIKE THAT!



STARSCREAM. A DECEPTICON NAMED SCOURGE. A "MAXIMAL" NAMED DEPTH CHARGE.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

My, my, aren't we ill-tempered today?

Starscream, huh? Well, perhaps I can convince him to put my trying to capture him thing behind us, because he may make a worth ally. I have no idea who this "Scourge" is, and what exactly is a "Maximal"?

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

HIIII!

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Um... who is this?

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

WAit, now theRE are fIve of you 'cons? Slag, mY life just kEeps getting better.

I'm in A bad Mood. Stay thE Pit out of my Air space and wE won't have a probLem.

-- DC

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Well, if that's how you feel, then so be it.

[usual awkward writing]

[runner-up-robot.livejournal.com]

I am another robot being trapped in a weak, human body. I've met most of the Decepticons around here already looking for potential allies. We should talk.

Also, Starscream has show

- Forte

Re: [usual awkward writing]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

So, it seems that Transformers are not the only robots here in this predicament.

Okay, if you want to talk, I am free in between breakfast and shift 4.

Re: [usual awkward writing]

[runner-up-robot.livejournal.com]

Find me at the second refueling session _lunch? I'll have too much purple hair, tied back.

- Forte

Re: [usual awkward writing]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Okay then, I'll look for you at that time.