[annonymous]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

[Handwriting is sloppy, as if written by someone who has never hand-written before in their life]

Is there anyone else here who is from Cybertron? Or anyone who even knows what or where Cybertron is?

[The next part is about an inch and a half below the first part, and looks as if it was written as an afterthought]



Is there also anyone willing to believe that I'm not a flesh creature? I'm a mechanical being trapped in this weak body.

Comments

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

...

DON'T EVEN TRY IT. HE'S USELESS AND PATHETIC-- EVEN MORE THAN USUAL.
SCOURGE IS A COWARD. HE CLAIMS TO BE A TRACKER. HE FOLLOWS ORDERS WELL.
DEPTH CHARGE SAYS THAT HE'S FROM A TIME AFTER THE WAR HAS RESOLVED ITSELF, AND THAT THE MAXIMALS ARE THE AUTOBOTS RENAMED.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

He's a fellow Transformer, and that's all I care about. It's worth a shot, if nothing else. Besides, I know you already hate Starscream, and if I started taking alliance advice from you, I'd end up with no one but you and Megatron.

Scourge may prove useful, if what you say is true. As for Depth Charge, he sounds quite interesting.

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

AND BLITZWING.

WE FOUND THEM FIRST. KEEP YOUR HOOK OFF THEM.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Okay, and Blitzwing

Don't try telling me what to do, Lugnut. If I want to "get my hook on them", then I will.

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

... BETTER.

BLITZWING AND I OUTNUMBER YOU.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Don't forget that I've managed to take down several opponents at once in the past. I'm sure that even in this body, I could handle both of you.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Before I start taking orders from you, I need to know your measurements. Because my new bosses are really, really big.

...that came out wrong, didn't it?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

In my real body, I was a muscle car, and quite tall. Although, Lugnut and Blitzwing are bigger than me.

And, who might you be?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Scourge, tracker, currently working for the guys who are taller than you.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Well, Scourge, might I convince you that you and I would make a good team? We have something in common, you and I. I'm a bounty hunter, and have exceptional tracking skills as well.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I was created to serve a planet eating chaos god by tracking down the Autobot supreme commander and tearing the source of all Autobot wisdom out of his chest. And the budding And a few other things.

I don't think we have much in common.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Planet eating chaos god? The source of all Autobot wisdom? Are you sure you were put in this asylum for no real reason, like me and everyone else?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

My life's been a weird two stellar cycles, let's put it that way.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

I'll take your word for it.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Right...

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

HOW DARE YOU, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SLAG!

I am far, FAR greater than ALL the Decepticons put together! None can match my sheer brilliance and leadership capacity; once I return to my body, Lugnut, you shall pay dearly for your treacherous words.

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

[then he stabbed a pen through Starscream's message. Temper, temper.]

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

Lugnut, my fellow Decepticon...please, there is no need for such threats. I have responded to your separate entry, so you may read my concerns and suggestions there.

Furthermore, there seems to be something wrong with your input; the sizes of your glyphs are significantly larger here than they were in your other posts.

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

[Another message from Starscream, another pen stuck through it and into the board. Lugnut's going to run out of pens, at this rate.]

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

If it is not too much trouble, stop defacing my messages. Others may wish to bask in the glory of my words, after all.

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

[This one is stabbed THREE times. The third pen broke, and is now leaking ink.]

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]