[annonymous]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

[Handwriting is sloppy, as if written by someone who has never hand-written before in their life]

Is there anyone else here who is from Cybertron? Or anyone who even knows what or where Cybertron is?

[The next part is about an inch and a half below the first part, and looks as if it was written as an afterthought]



Is there also anyone willing to believe that I'm not a flesh creature? I'm a mechanical being trapped in this weak body.

Comments

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

There are 4 maybe 5 of you here. I'm sure if you whine loud enough about being made of flesh now another will home in on you.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Well then, perhaps I should take your advice.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

They've been all doing it. Must be a mating call or something.

[manhattan-red.livejournal.com]

You can say 'human.' 'Flesh creature' just sounds disturbing. There's more than one sort of being made of flesh anyway.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Well, if they're all trapped in flesh like I am, then I cannot say that I blame them.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

My kind do not look kindy upon anything made of flesh. Flesh is impractical. It is too soft, too squishy, and probably damages more easily.

'Human' is just too specific a term.

[emotionl4arobot.livejournal.com]

I am actually a largely cybernetic being myself, so I understand your confusion. However I'm unfamiliar with the term 'Cybertron'.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Cybertron is my home planet. It is the home planet of all Transformers.

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

DECEPTICON OR AUTOBOT?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Finally, another Cybertronian.

Neither. I work for whoever pays me. Although, I have been told that I might as well be a Decepticon and call it good, and not even bother working for Autobots.

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

... LOCKDOWN?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Do I know you?

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

IT IS LUGNUT.

I STILL DISLIKE YOU. IT IS DISGUSTING, NOT TAKING THE DECEPTICON BRAND. YOU'RE UNWORTHY OF SERVING LORD MEGATRON.

... BLITZWING IS ALSO HERE. AND OTHERS.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's you.

The only reason I would ever join the Decepticons would be if the Autobots decided to never hire me again. But, even if that happened, I still wouldn't give a slag about what Megatron thinks.

Blitzwing, huh? Well, at least he's level headed enough (part of him anyway) for me to deal with. Exactly who else is here?

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

DON'T SPEAK ABOUT LORD MEGATRON LIKE THAT!



STARSCREAM. A DECEPTICON NAMED SCOURGE. A "MAXIMAL" NAMED DEPTH CHARGE.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

My, my, aren't we ill-tempered today?

Starscream, huh? Well, perhaps I can convince him to put my trying to capture him thing behind us, because he may make a worth ally. I have no idea who this "Scourge" is, and what exactly is a "Maximal"?

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

...

DON'T EVEN TRY IT. HE'S USELESS AND PATHETIC-- EVEN MORE THAN USUAL.
SCOURGE IS A COWARD. HE CLAIMS TO BE A TRACKER. HE FOLLOWS ORDERS WELL.
DEPTH CHARGE SAYS THAT HE'S FROM A TIME AFTER THE WAR HAS RESOLVED ITSELF, AND THAT THE MAXIMALS ARE THE AUTOBOTS RENAMED.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

He's a fellow Transformer, and that's all I care about. It's worth a shot, if nothing else. Besides, I know you already hate Starscream, and if I started taking alliance advice from you, I'd end up with no one but you and Megatron.

Scourge may prove useful, if what you say is true. As for Depth Charge, he sounds quite interesting.

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

AND BLITZWING.

WE FOUND THEM FIRST. KEEP YOUR HOOK OFF THEM.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Okay, and Blitzwing

Don't try telling me what to do, Lugnut. If I want to "get my hook on them", then I will.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Before I start taking orders from you, I need to know your measurements. Because my new bosses are really, really big.

...that came out wrong, didn't it?

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

... BETTER.

BLITZWING AND I OUTNUMBER YOU.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

In my real body, I was a muscle car, and quite tall. Although, Lugnut and Blitzwing are bigger than me.

And, who might you be?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Don't forget that I've managed to take down several opponents at once in the past. I'm sure that even in this body, I could handle both of you.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Scourge, tracker, currently working for the guys who are taller than you.