[annonymous]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

[Handwriting is sloppy, as if written by someone who has never hand-written before in their life]

Is there anyone else here who is from Cybertron? Or anyone who even knows what or where Cybertron is?

[The next part is about an inch and a half below the first part, and looks as if it was written as an afterthought]



Is there also anyone willing to believe that I'm not a flesh creature? I'm a mechanical being trapped in this weak body.

Comments

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

IT IS LUGNUT.

I STILL DISLIKE YOU. IT IS DISGUSTING, NOT TAKING THE DECEPTICON BRAND. YOU'RE UNWORTHY OF SERVING LORD MEGATRON.

... BLITZWING IS ALSO HERE. AND OTHERS.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's you.

The only reason I would ever join the Decepticons would be if the Autobots decided to never hire me again. But, even if that happened, I still wouldn't give a slag about what Megatron thinks.

Blitzwing, huh? Well, at least he's level headed enough (part of him anyway) for me to deal with. Exactly who else is here?

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

DON'T SPEAK ABOUT LORD MEGATRON LIKE THAT!



STARSCREAM. A DECEPTICON NAMED SCOURGE. A "MAXIMAL" NAMED DEPTH CHARGE.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

My, my, aren't we ill-tempered today?

Starscream, huh? Well, perhaps I can convince him to put my trying to capture him thing behind us, because he may make a worth ally. I have no idea who this "Scourge" is, and what exactly is a "Maximal"?

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

...

DON'T EVEN TRY IT. HE'S USELESS AND PATHETIC-- EVEN MORE THAN USUAL.
SCOURGE IS A COWARD. HE CLAIMS TO BE A TRACKER. HE FOLLOWS ORDERS WELL.
DEPTH CHARGE SAYS THAT HE'S FROM A TIME AFTER THE WAR HAS RESOLVED ITSELF, AND THAT THE MAXIMALS ARE THE AUTOBOTS RENAMED.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

He's a fellow Transformer, and that's all I care about. It's worth a shot, if nothing else. Besides, I know you already hate Starscream, and if I started taking alliance advice from you, I'd end up with no one but you and Megatron.

Scourge may prove useful, if what you say is true. As for Depth Charge, he sounds quite interesting.

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

AND BLITZWING.

WE FOUND THEM FIRST. KEEP YOUR HOOK OFF THEM.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Okay, and Blitzwing

Don't try telling me what to do, Lugnut. If I want to "get my hook on them", then I will.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Before I start taking orders from you, I need to know your measurements. Because my new bosses are really, really big.

...that came out wrong, didn't it?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

In my real body, I was a muscle car, and quite tall. Although, Lugnut and Blitzwing are bigger than me.

And, who might you be?

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

HOW DARE YOU, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SLAG!

I am far, FAR greater than ALL the Decepticons put together! None can match my sheer brilliance and leadership capacity; once I return to my body, Lugnut, you shall pay dearly for your treacherous words.

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

[then he stabbed a pen through Starscream's message. Temper, temper.]

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

Lugnut, my fellow Decepticon...please, there is no need for such threats. I have responded to your separate entry, so you may read my concerns and suggestions there.

Furthermore, there seems to be something wrong with your input; the sizes of your glyphs are significantly larger here than they were in your other posts.

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

This is Lord Starscream, coming to respond to your queries.

I've scanned some of the comments in this line of postings and see that your designation is "Lockdown". I've never heard of any such Cybertronian, let alone Transformer, with that name. Thus, I have reason to doubt your claims of "trying to capture me".

Further, you may not

Nevertheless, you are a Cybertronian, and one who thinks ill of Megatron. We should meet at some point.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

"Lord" Starscream? Oh, wow. Lord of what, your dinner plate and noble fork and knife warriors?

[(Anonymous)]

Who are you to dare address the leader of Decepticons in this manner?

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Should have been Starscream responding, but for some reason I was logged out D:]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Well, I tend to be rather low-profile (most bounty hunters are), so I can understand if someone has never heard of me. However, we have met numerous times in the past, and just recently before I ended up in this place.

I agree, the two of us should meet up at some point. If you make it worth my services, then I shall be at your disposal.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

A robot bounty hunter? Or whatever a Cyber tron ian is. Interesting.

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

Interesting. I do not recall ever meeting you. You seem to hail from this other universe from which, I believe, Blitzwing and Lugnut also originate. It may be that you are referring to a Starscream from that universe as well.

I have nothing of monetary value that may interest you (though I do not know what kind of payment you prefer, if you are a true Cybertronian then you would find most of these human objects worthless). The day's activities here are divided into four sessions; perhaps we can meet during the latest one?

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

HIIII!

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Um... who is this?

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

You don't recognize me? I'm HURT Lockdown, hurt to the very CORE! And after I paid you half in advance for a job you never completed, too...

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's you, Blitzwing.

Hey, if that old relic hadn't gotten in my way, I would have finished that job before the cycle was out.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Really. Perhaps I should have tried hiring this 'old relic' to bring in Optimus Prime, as he is apparently more formidable than the so-called 'best bounty hunter in the sector.'