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I am writing to you all on behalf of an anonymous individual. This individual (who shall henceforth be known as "Mr. X") has recently found that he lacks certain knowledge which could prove vital in the near future. Thus, he wishes to take advantage of everyone's wisdom regarding the romancing of men.
More specifically, Mr. X would like to know more about what he should do if, for whatever reason, he and his gentleman friend end up having to bed each other. I think it's safe to say that both are somewhat inexperienced, so it would be helpful to provide as much detail as possible regarding the physical mechanics—as is acceptable by the bulletin's standards, of course! (Also, it wouldn't do to neglect the emotional aspect either. I assure you that Mr. X is a true romantic at heart.)
Any advice would be greatly appreciated by my acquaintance. Thank you in advance! :)
More specifically, Mr. X would like to know more about what he should do if, for whatever reason, he and his gentleman friend end up having to bed each other. I think it's safe to say that both are somewhat inexperienced, so it would be helpful to provide as much detail as possible regarding the physical mechanics—as is acceptable by the bulletin's standards, of course! (Also, it wouldn't do to neglect the emotional aspect either. I assure you that Mr. X is a true romantic at heart.)
Any advice would be greatly appreciated by my acquaintance. Thank you in advance! :)
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You humans put far too much emphasis on sex as some sort of emotional activity.
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Yes, Mr. X is very, very human. :)
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I'm sure I can give you some tips if you want to know.
-Kenren.
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-Homura
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Somehow I'm not surprised.
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But let's start with beds. :)
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After all, we're supposed to be working together. :)
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You could at least try to find a lady before going that far! Geez...
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I.. um, I guess it would only follow that stuff like this would happen.
I guess that doesn't excuse love between fighters...
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Is it really that hard, kids?
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I mean, not that I've.. ever... ... no. ... AAAHHH OWWWWWWW.
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Just don't let him borrow any of Renge's yaoi doujinshi. For the most part, that stuff's pretty anatomically impossible. Though it is good for a laugh or two.
Plus, it might give him ideas.
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Mr. X? The infoWhile I'm fairly sure this thread was made solely to humiliate this 'Mr. X', all I can say is that if he and his partner really love each other they should be able to figure something out.
But be gentle. Go at each other's pace. It should work out fine.
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onlybest laugh I've had all day.I was
really worriedsomewhat concerned when I woke up here that this place would suck the life out of everyone in itincluding me. But considering that people are talking aboutgaysex on the bulletin board, this place can't be too badrumors of "monsters" aside.I could do without the censoring, though.