*written in carefully disguised handwriting*

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

I am writing to you all on behalf of an anonymous individual. This individual (who shall henceforth be known as "Mr. X") has recently found that he lacks certain knowledge which could prove vital in the near future. Thus, he wishes to take advantage of everyone's wisdom regarding the romancing of men.

More specifically, Mr. X would like to know more about what he should do if, for whatever reason, he and his gentleman friend end up having to bed each other. I think it's safe to say that both are somewhat inexperienced, so it would be helpful to provide as much detail as possible regarding the physical mechanics—as is acceptable by the bulletin's standards, of course! (Also, it wouldn't do to neglect the emotional aspect either. I assure you that Mr. X is a true romantic at heart.)

Any advice would be greatly appreciated by my acquaintance. Thank you in advance! :)

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

But it's still a false line of reasoning, I'm afraid. It isn't as though there aren't people I could ask if, for some reason, I truly needed to know about... things of that nature.