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[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

[Written in the Decepticon alphabet, it translates to:
EVEN THOUGH THIS FORM OF COMMUNICATION IS PATHETICALLY PRIMITIVE - IS THIS SYMBOL FAMILAR TO ANY 'PATIENTS'?
-M.]

Comments

[Decepticon Coded.]

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

...and you are apparently one of my subordinates from your supposed dimension?

I find myself unable to disagree with you there.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Sorta kinda? In my dimension you were killed by Starscream, and then reformatted into our current leader Galvatron. It's nearly the same thing.

[Decepticon Coded.] // ...annndd there's something worse. Blitzwing+Corn?

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

Apologies, Blitzwing. In comparison, Lugnut tends to have... a distinctive way of phrasing his sentiments, even via a primitive form of communication.

Have you been held here for many orbital cycles?

It's Romeo and Juilet with even MORE thorns!

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

...the compliment is utterly appreciated.

I am positive with the right quantity of oil, energon loss, processor malfunction, and an extraordinary lack of coherence, I could learn to like you as well.

LITTLE HEART STICKERS AROUND EVERY PICTURE OF MEGATRON. PINK RIBBONS AROUND SAVED MEGSYNOTES~

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

THERE ARE FOUR "SHIFTS" IN EACH DAY WHERE WE MIGHT MEET-- THERE ARE TWO PERIODS FOR REFUELING AND TWO WHERE THEY TAKE US TO DO "ACTIVITIES". THEN THEY TAKE YOU BACK TO YOUR ROOM FOR ANOTHER REFUELING PERIOD BEFORE NIGHTFALL, WHICH IS WHEN THE DOORS UNLOCK AND MONSTERS TRY TO ATTACK YOU.

COULD WE MEET... NEXT REFUELING PERIOD, LORD MEGATRON?

[Decepticon Coded.]

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

Offlined by Starscream? Here I was to the assumption that I could not get more pathetic than my present organic state.

...Galvatron. I don't suppose there is any point in holding out hope that his reformatting made him relatively competent? I am appalled to share the same designation as an individual who had the ineptitude to be offlined by, of all Cybertronians, Starscream.

Define "competant".

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

More specifically you were severely injured in a heated battle by Optimus Prime, but probably could have survived if repaired. Starscream just chucked you out of the ship and left you for dead. So it wasn't really your fault, my lord.

[There's a lot of scribbling here too. How to define Galvatron without being insulting...]

You became a lot more powerful and aggressive, yes. Perhaps a bit more chaotic, but many of us would say it was a positive change!

[Decepticon Coded.] // As long as it is scrapbooking and not photo albums!

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

The explanation is appreciated, Lugnut. The rumors of supposed 'monsters' are indeed correct?

That sounds quite adequate. I will look for you.

...I am cautiously optimistic that I will not have too much trouble recognising you despite the lack of a Cybertronian form. Unfortunately, I am unable to give you any hints on what to look for in my own visage, as I have yet to discover a decent enough reflective surface.

LUGNUT: *HIDES THOSE UNDER HIS BERTH* OF COURSE LORD MEGATRON <3

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

... VERY. I... CAUTIOUSLY ADVISE NOT GOING OUTSIDE THE BUILDING WITHOUT A WEAPON OR SUPPORT, MY LORD. NOT THAT YOU ARE NOT A BRILLIANT TACTICIAN AND FIGHTER! BUT THERE ARE... DANGEROUS THINGS.

I AM VERY TALL. I SHALL WAIT FOR YOU TO FIND ME, MY LORD.

[Decepticon Coded.] // ... it wouldn't be Galvatron, sadly. But he is awfully fun at parties!

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

Who? One of Ultra Magnus’ Primes? Your Megatron had such a formidable level of inability that he was offlined by one of the barely matured protoforms from the All-Spark forsaken Elite Guard?

[Megatron is apparently quite astonished by this. There are ink-blots littering the paper.]

Your opinion on my... former leadership tactics is greatly appreciated. I will certainly keep it in mind, Scourge.

[Decepticon Coded.] // Does Megatron have to ban them again? They tend to be too candid.

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

I have no delusions of grandeur in regards to my current abilities, Lugnut. I doubt this body would offer up much of a fight.

I should have known. I will look for your... extended human stature come the next refueling shift.

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

M...Megatron? Is that really you? How...that's impossible...you were practically non-functioning when I dumped you out of Astrotrain...I...

Oh Mighty Megatron! I beseech your forgiveness for my transgressions against you, both in my universe and yours! I would be humbled to once more be your second-in-command, for nothing is greater than serving you for the glory of the Decepticons!

Re: [Decepticon Coded.] // ... it wouldn't be Galvatron, sadly. But he is awfully fun at parties!

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Barely matured whatnow? Optimus Prime's been the Matrix Bearer for nine million years, since before the Great War proper even started. He practically led the Autobots before there were Autobots. He was was our Megatron's archnemesis before he finally kicked the bucket. You sure you're not thinking of Rodimus Prime?

Wait, what do you mean "one of Ultra Magnus'"? Magnus is a wimp compared to Optimus, we killed him in five minutes. ...he got better, but it still counts!

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

How's the leg holding up, Sparklescream?

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

SOON, TRAITOR.

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

Heh, you mock my injury, given your own defilement?

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

We shall see.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Defilement? I used a napkin after breakfast, I'll have you know.

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

You know of what I speak.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I recognize that symbol, and after reading all these comments, I know who you are.

I'm not loyal to you, and I consider myself a Decepticon only by default.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

You're not gonna drag me down with you when you go crawling to him are you, boss?

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

I hire you to do jobs for me; otherwise, your spark is yours.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

...no?

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

[the note is scrawled in a loose, sloppy hand, even worse than usual]

You've got to be kidding me.

[hangenki.livejournal.com]

Dude! You joined the party!

Starbot here, Loyal Servant of the Almighty Starscream, reporting for duty!

How you liking the fleshbag body? Squidgy right? Ask someone to tickle you, I'm telling you, you won't regret it. Sir.