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[bitpartgod.livejournal.com]

[The note is very carefully written in the author’s best handwriting.]

Dear Mr. Person-in-Charge (I’m sorry, I don’t know your name),

I don’t like to be a nuisance, but I think there’s been some kind of mistake. I’m definitely not crazy! Is there any way I could possibly contact my friends? I’m sure they could tell you that.

Yours faithfully,

Kibitoshin, East Kaioshin Kaioshin God Guardian of the Universe

[then, as an afterthought]

(Goku? Are you here?)

Comments

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Query: Do you really think that sort of appeal actually works, meatbag? Observation: If they listened, then very, very few individuals would still be here.

Addendum: Also, it doesn't help to sign your letters proclaiming your sanity with any title like "Guardian of the Universe". Just a thought.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is gonna be good.

[Disguised handwriting]

[opposingheaven.livejournal.com]

Goku? What do you want with him?

[31st-of-china.livejournal.com]

How do you know Goku?

[bad handwriting]

[longlivetheking]

And I am certain they'd release you this instant.

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

Good job.

[thecamellia.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure the reason we're here doesn't depend much on your state of health. It might be best to have the details explained to you by another patient, in-person.

Have you seen this (http://community.livejournal.com/damned_bulletin/438449.html) yet? [an arrow is pointing to the aforementioned post]

- Tsubaki

[strayfag]

I want to file a complaint.